Who is the hottest dude on the team?

[ThaVirus]

For the purpose of this exercise, we’re only using current Chiefs players or those who may possibly or are likely to return (ex: MVS is out, Hardman is in). STDs are nonexistent and no baby trapping allowed! This is purely based off of who you think the hottest dude on the team is.

This is totally not gay, by the way, I promise. A conversation about the Elvis Grbac ‘Sexiest Athlete Alive’ cover in the Mahomes thread spawned this idea.

This is a safe space for you to get out all of your gayness. No one will ever judge you.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

I would have a wild weekend in Vegas with Kelce and then marry Butker.

Oh, it doesn’t matter who’s on the docket, Kelce’s a **** for sure. He’s handsome and I love the dude but he’s a total **** boy, let’s be honest. Smash and pass.

Butker’s most likely gonna be a kill for me. He’s well put together and the least likely to develop CTE in old age, but he’s a bit too preachy for me.

****, marry, kill is probably where Mahomes would shine as a marry. Seems faithful/loyal enough on the surface, says the right things, etc.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by DaFace

The title of the poll is literally, "Who would you most like to bang?"

That's what I get for not reading.

I only read the thread title. Point still stands without that.

[TinyEvel]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I mentioned it in the OP, but a conversation we were having in the Patrick Mahomes thread spawned the whole idea.

If you’re unfamiliar, Elvis Grbac won Sexiest Athlete Alive back in the 90s. Story goes, they were brainstorming candidates and some chick is like “the Chiefs QB is pretty hot!” So they agree to run it with the Chiefs QB but apparently didn’t do the research. They get to KC like “where’s your QB?” and are directed to Grbac. They do all the work, get back to HQ and realize something went terribly wrong. Whole time it should have been Rich Gannon, not Grbac! They were out of time so they just printed it. Doesn’t sound real but apparently it’s the truth. Totally comical.

Anyway, someone made the comment that he knew something was up because he’d seen both Gannon and Grbac.

And Rain Man mentioned that Tony Gonzalez probably should have been represented over either QB. By the way, I think you’re right, Rain Man. Tony is a great looking dude. Even today, he’s nearly 50 and still a looker.

That led me down a deeper, more philosophical well on human attraction/sexuality that I won’t get into here.. but here we are.

You think my Patrick's sexy?

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by stevieray

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

You keep making those eyes at me, I’m gonna have to kiss ya.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

I gotta go with Chris Jones. He seems like he's always in a jovial mood, and he has S-tier eyebrows. All around handsome dude.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

I mean lookit this ****in' dreamboat

[Pablo]

No love for Kadarius??

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Pablo

No love for Kadarius??

https://youtube.com/shorts/rztKfTEJY...NsErDnri5rhoES

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Pablo

Yep. There wasn't really any hesitation either.

Oh, and virus....

[St. Patty's Fire]

Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar

I mean lookit this ****in' dreamboat

i remember this one interview he did and his bicep looked like it was bigger than my head ugh

[neech]

I remember hearing that Nick Lowery liked guys but I didn’t know if that was rumor mill or not.

[ThaVirus]

Yep. Little bit of forced perspective but he’s definitely massive regardless.

I think he’s like 6’5” 300ish without looking it up.

[St. Patty's Fire]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Yep. Little bit of forced perspective but he’s definitely massive regardless.

I think he’s like 6’5” 300ish without looking it up.

YES THAT ONE OMG

[T-post Tom]

[DaNewGuy]

Harrison Butker. He looks like the type of guy to say thank you after you had sex with him