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Old 11-28-2015, 11:52 AM  
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Tim Tebow gets dumped because he won't sex


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For once, it's not Tim Tebow who's having trouble scoring - it's his girlfriend.

Confidenti@l is told the QB's model squeeze Olivia Culpo has dumped him after a two-month relationship - because he won't have sex with her.

The former Miss USA, who was first reported to be seeing Tebow in early October, has told friends that she can't deal with the famously abstinent star's nookie-less lifestyle.

He was really into her," a source close to the model told us, "he was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her."

Alas, Culpo took a knee.

"She had to break up with him because she just couldn't handle it," said our insider, "He still hits her up, but she just can't deal with the sex thing. He's pretty adamant about it, I guess."

Perhaps Culpo had hoped she could help the free agent - who played for the Jets in 2012 - to have a romantic revelation like she did for ex Nick Jonas, who famously wore a "promise ring," swearing off sex before marriage.

The pair started dating in the summer of 2013, and by September 2014 the one-time Jonas Brothers member told HuffPo Live that he had taken the ring off.

"This is a real growth in me and not something I'm doing anymore," he said adding, "But I've got my set of values, things that are important to me now at this point in my life and that's all that matters."

It caused something of a stir in 2009 when then-college sensation Tebow was was asked by Clay Travis of AOL's Fanhouse.com at an SEC media day if he was "saving (him)self for marriage." Tebow said that he was.

It's not the first time it has caused him to fumble in his love life.

When he split with girlfriend Camilla Belle after a couple of months in 2009, it was also widely speculated at the time that the Disney channel star was bothered by his chastity.
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Old 11-28-2015, 01:09 PM   #61
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He must be beating that thing till it bleeds..
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Old 11-28-2015, 01:13 PM   #62
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Life is about experiencing things. By the time you're 28 you should at least have had sex a few times. Shit, I did.

Tebow is falling behind his male counterparts. Who wants to date/marry someone who is lousy in bed, especially in their 30s? Any woman who gets seriously involved with him has a major project on her hands.
A pound of warm liver you picked up from the grocery store doesn't count as a "woman."
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Old 11-28-2015, 01:15 PM   #63
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...or you're weeding out the chicks who don't share your values.
Yeah... I guess the thought of weeding out the chicks who don't share his values would play a huge role in chasing his raging virgi-boners away when he's snuggling with these hotties.

Or is snuggling off limits for him too?
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Old 11-28-2015, 01:16 PM   #65
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And also, Tim Tebow won a god damn Heisman trophy. He hasn't fallen behind his male counterparts on anything.

He's a good looking, rich dude. He could **** damn near any woman in the country if he wanted to.
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Old 11-28-2015, 01:19 PM   #66
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And also, Tim Tebow won a god damn Heisman trophy. He hasn't fallen behind his male counterparts on anything.

He's a good looking, rich dude. He could **** damn near any woman in the country if he wanted to.
That isn't really disputed.

It's weird, really, really weird that he isn't doing at least a little bit of that. At this rate, he's going to need viagra for his own cherry removal.
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Old 11-28-2015, 01:21 PM   #68
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Yeah... I guess the thought of weeding out the chicks who don't share his values would play a huge role in chasing his raging virgi-boners away when he's snuggling with these hotties.
Self control and conviction are good character qualities.
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And also, Tim Tebow won a god damn Heisman trophy. He hasn't fallen behind his male counterparts on anything.

He's a good looking, rich dude. He could **** damn near any woman in the country if he wanted to.

Would you trade a Heisman trophy for not getting laid for 28 years (and counting)?

The whole point of winning stupid trophies like that is to get some 'tang.
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Dude...I would have to... At least one time...
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Not sure what these women are trying to prove.

Everyone knows Tebow is gay.
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Would you trade a Heisman trophy for not getting laid for 28 years (and counting)?

The whole point of winning stupid trophies like that is to get some 'tang.
He is choosing not to get laid. It's is faith and his life. I honestly don't care.

I wouldn't go that route but whatever, it's his life and it affects nobody but him.
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...or you're weeding out the chicks who don't share your values.
Yep. It's not the life for me but I can respect it.

What I find strange is that he even dated her in the first place. Aren't those pageants the very definition of vain?
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She's crazy because she got tired of dating someone who wouldn't **** her after 2 months?

Tebow is the crazy one here.
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He is choosing not to get laid. It's is faith and his life. I honestly don't care.

I wouldn't go that route but whatever, it's his life and it affects nobody but him.
His blue balls must be awful...
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