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View Poll Results: Which statements are true about toast? Check all that apply.
I could eat toast at any time of day 29 46.77%
I could never live in a country that didn’t have toast 21 33.87%
I could never marry a person who didn’t like toast 12 19.35%
I have fond memories of toast from my childhood 30 48.39%
I have my own special recipe for toast 12 19.35%
I love toast like Romeo loved Juliet 10 16.13%
I often think about toast 12 19.35%
I rate toast among the top ten inventions ever 13 20.97%
I would pay a year’s salary for a lifetime of unlimited toast with butter and jelly 5 8.06%
I would regularly go to a restaurant that served only toast, but in many varieties 11 17.74%
I’m in awe of how simple heat turns delicious bread into delicious toast 20 32.26%
If I could time travel, I would at some point go back to the invention of toast 11 17.74%
If I had an important dinner with a client or date or something, I’d make toast to impress them 5 8.06%
If I was going on a Mars mission, I’d ask the engineers for an onboard toaster 20 32.26%
If I was going to start up a new business, it would likely be toast related 5 8.06%
It would be great if cars had toasters built into the console 12 19.35%
If I was Thomas Jefferson, the Declaration would include the rights to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, and toast. 10 16.13%
Someday I’d like to go to a toast cooking school 10 16.13%
The availability of toast is a key measure of a civilization's apex 13 20.97%
Toast in my stocking would make it a great Christmas. (You may also insert a Hannukah or Kwanze equivalent here.) 9 14.52%
Toast is the best breakfast food out there 11 17.74%
Toast makes a great wedding gift 12 19.35%
Toast should be on a postage stamp, and if you licked it it would taste like toast 23 37.10%
I like toast, but don’t feel strongly enough about it select any of the above options 13 20.97%
I don’t really like toast 9 14.52%
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Old 02-22-2016, 12:27 PM  
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An ode to toast

I love toast.

I mean, I really love it. You get it nice and hot, and then put some butter and jelly on it, and somehow it's like a little piece of heaven fell out of the sky. I think toast is underrated as one of the world's great foods.

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Old 02-22-2016, 03:48 PM   #76
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Me. I don't mind the flavor, but the texture weirds me out.
That seems to be the main argument I hear amongst people that don't like it.
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Old 02-22-2016, 03:48 PM   #77
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You'd rather have toast over pancakes, or french toast or some other way more awesome carb food?!

You're ****ed up.
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Old 02-22-2016, 03:49 PM   #78
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Damn, brother. How much butter are you putting on the toast?
When I was younger, I put butter on before toasting. Not too much obviously.

Sometimes I'll sprinkle sugar on the butter after.
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Old 02-22-2016, 03:50 PM   #79
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I put butter on before toasting. Not too much obviously.



Sometimes I'll sprinkle sugar on the butter after.

This man does it right.
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Old 02-22-2016, 03:53 PM   #81
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English muffins are gross.
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Old 02-22-2016, 03:54 PM   #82
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Give me English muffins or give me death.
Wait, we aren't considering this toast are we?
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Old 02-22-2016, 03:55 PM   #83
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Boom. Toasted.
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When I was younger, I put butter on before toasting. Not too much obviously.

Sometimes I'll sprinkle sugar on the butter after.
Yes sir. We are a butter first, and toaster oven family. I don't think I've seen a regular toaster in nearly a decade.
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Wait, we aren't considering this toast are we?
I'll take a flour tortilla, fold it into a triangle and toast it. Then fold it again in the opposite direction and toast. Great for dipping.
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Yes sir. We are a butter first, and toaster oven family. I don't think I've seen a regular toaster in nearly a decade.
Mom use to throw poppy seeds on that. Was pretty good.
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Old 02-22-2016, 04:03 PM   #87
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I hate toast with raisins in it though..just sayin'
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I'll take a flour tortilla, fold it into a triangle and toast it. Then fold it again in the opposite direction and toast. Great for dipping.
Well I like that....but it's not toast.

Have we clarified the actual definition of toast? You seems to be taking privileges with it.
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..but this is greatest thread Idea so far for 2016!

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Well I like that....but it's not toast.

Have we clarified the actual definition of toast? You seems to be taking privileges with it.
Toast is by (my) definition sliced bread of any denomination that has been exposed to surface heat in a way that makes it golden brown and gives it crispness.

Nothing can qualify as toast unless it's sliced bread.
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