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Viagra is a PED who knew?
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...agra-as-a-ped/
At a time when many football fans are wondering why the NFL keeps suspending players for using Adderall as a performance-enhancing drug, Bears receiver Brandon Marshall says there’s another common prescription medication that players use to get an edge: Marshall says he has heard stories of other players using Viagra as a performance enhancer. Yes, he means on the football field. Get your mind out of the gutter. According to Sean Jensen of the Chicago Sun-Times, Marshall told reporters today that he has heard stories of other players using Viagra to get an edge. Marshall isn’t the first to hear about that: A 2008 Slate article noted that Viagra works by dilating blood vessels and increasing oxygenation, which means it could improve athletic performance, particularly at elevation. If you’re playing a game in Denver — where Marshall spent his first four NFL seasons — and you want to reduce the effects of playing at altitude on your body, popping a Viagra could help. Or a road trip to Denver could be a convenient excuse for a player filling a Viagra prescription. |
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11-28-2012, 04:27 PM | #16 |
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if your hardon lasts more than three quarters, call a trainer.
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11-28-2012, 04:41 PM | #17 |
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we could hear this call:
holding on the offense, 15 inch penality.
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11-28-2012, 04:51 PM | #18 |
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11-28-2012, 05:49 PM | #19 |
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It is a great pre-workout supp. I'm not kidding.
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11-28-2012, 05:52 PM | #20 |
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You like working out with an erection?
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11-28-2012, 06:06 PM | #21 |
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I was under the impression an erection was a side effect in the original research.
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11-28-2012, 06:20 PM | #22 |
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I've used both viagra and cialis. I can tell you bitches have not. You don't take it, and just get a hard on. It still requires stimulus. It's just that if your pecker does not work, and you get some stimulus, it will.
I found viagra to give me a ****ing headache and make me stuffy like I had a cold. Cialis? Much better. For those that wonder why I would be taking it? Because you can **** for 9 hours on that shit. And well, I love ****in. Testosterone will make you like that, ya know? |
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11-28-2012, 06:54 PM | #23 |
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POS cheating donks. Knew they were frauds.
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11-28-2012, 07:45 PM | #25 |
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You see, it's helpful to have a stiffy at the bottom of the pile during a fumble. Ppl will freak out leaving you all alone to secure the football.
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11-28-2012, 08:01 PM | #26 | |
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The difference is they enhance your health while misusing viagra can be dangerous if not embarrassing.
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11-28-2012, 08:06 PM | #27 |
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After 4 hours of engorement the pressure starts doing damage to your vessels and arteries. Which can make it more difficult to get an erection. If this happens too often or for to long the damage can cause the penis to be permentently flacid.
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11-28-2012, 08:35 PM | #28 |
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Just reading the title of this thread I though of course Viagra is a performance ehancing drug!
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11-28-2012, 08:41 PM | #29 |
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KC has to be taking Viagra. How else could they be ****ing up for four years now?
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11-28-2012, 09:18 PM | #30 |
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Viagra is a PED who knew?
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