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Old 07-26-2014, 05:06 AM  
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Wal-Mart ice cream doesn't melt
"THIS FAT-LACED ICE CREAM DIDN'T TURN OUT TO BE HEALTHY?! HOW DARE YOU, WALMART!"
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The discovery was made by a local mom, Christie Watson, who noticed that a Great Value ice cream sandwich her son left out on their patio table hadn't fully melted -- even though it had been sitting out for 12 hours on an 80-degree day. Watson left a second ice cream sandwich out overnight with the same results, WCPO reports.
"What am I feeding to my children?" she asked, appalled.
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Old 07-26-2014, 08:55 AM   #16
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No way. The best tasting stuff has none of that crap in it. It's cream, eggs, sugar, and flavor.
Which makes it practically a custard which isn't going to melt like an ice cube will.
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Old 07-26-2014, 08:55 AM   #17
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Old 07-26-2014, 09:33 AM   #18
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No way. The best tasting stuff has none of that crap in it. It's cream, eggs, sugar, and flavor.
Sarcastic post was sarcastic.
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Old 07-26-2014, 09:48 AM   #19
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I love ice cream sammiches, but I buy Blue Bunny. They're very good.
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Old 07-26-2014, 10:20 AM   #20
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Translation: natural food additives designed to allow the consumer to receive a consistent and stable product are working as planned.

The gums and carrageenan are supposed to minimize the effect of temperature variations experienced during transport from factory to your home. If you don't like it make your own or pay double for the stuff that doesn't have it. Some people must try really hard to find things to gripe about.
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Old 07-26-2014, 10:21 AM   #21
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Which makes it practically a custard which isn't going to melt like an ice cube will.
It's the tara gum that makes it not melt, not being a custard. Milk, eggs, and sugar is pretty standard for an ice cream base. The egg acts as an emulsifier and makes the ice cream creamier. Ice cream or frozen custard should melt. The cheaper - or at least non-premium brands - use chemicals to stabilize and emulsify, as well as prevent it from melting very fast. Put any cheap custard up against even Breyer's, and you'll see the Breyer's melt a lot faster.
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No way. The best tasting stuff has none of that crap in it. It's cream, eggs, sugar, and flavor.
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Old 07-26-2014, 12:25 PM   #26
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It's the tara gum that makes it not melt, not being a custard. Milk, eggs, and sugar is pretty standard for an ice cream base. The egg acts as an emulsifier and makes the ice cream creamier. Ice cream or frozen custard should melt. The cheaper - or at least non-premium brands - use chemicals to stabilize and emulsify, as well as prevent it from melting very fast. Put any cheap custard up against even Breyer's, and you'll see the Breyer's melt a lot faster.
Haagen Dazs is the only mainstream ice cream manufacturer that uses eggs and it's a very small percentage of the product. In large dairy production, eggs add too many unwanted headaches for ice cream, so they are avoided.

For the plain ice creams (vanilla, etc.) you can get away with milk, cream, sweetener, thickeners and flavoring. For the more popular flavors (i.e. cookies and cream) it's much more difficult to produce a decent product without stabilizers, emulsifiers, etc.

I'll use Breyer's as an example.

Here's their vanilla ice cream:

MILK, CREAM, SUGAR, TARA GUM, NATURAL FLAVOR. Ingredients and Nutrition Facts are current as of 3/1/13.

Here's their Rocky Road, which is very popular:

FROZEN DAIRY DESSERT [MILK, SUGAR, CORN SYRUP, CREAM, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), WHEY, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, GUAR GUM, CAROB BEAN GUM, CARRAGEENAN, VITAMIN A PALMITATE, TARA GUM, NATURAL FLAVOR], MARSHMALLOW SWIRL [MILK, CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, CREAM, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, GUAR GUM, CARRAGEENEN, NATURAL FLAVOR], CHOCOLATEY COATED ALMONDS [CHOCOLATE FLAVORED COATING (SUGAR, COCONUT OIL, NATURAL COCOA, NONFAT MILK, WHOLE MILK POWDER, BUTTER OIL, SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL FLAVOR), DRY ROASTED ALMONDS]. Ingredients and Nutrition Facts are current as of 3/1/13

I worked in an ice cream plant during my college years. Making ice cream in high volume is quite a science. If it doesn't taste good and have good "mouth feel" it will rot in the grocers freezer.
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Haagen Dazs is the only mainstream ice cream manufacturer that uses eggs and it's a very small percentage of the product. In large dairy production, eggs add too many unwanted headaches for ice cream, so they are avoided.

For the plain ice creams (vanilla, etc.) you can get away with milk, cream, sweetener, thickeners and flavoring. For the more popular flavors (i.e. cookies and cream) it's much more difficult to produce a decent product without stabilizers, emulsifiers, etc.

I'll use Breyer's as an example.

Here's their vanilla ice cream:

MILK, CREAM, SUGAR, TARA GUM, NATURAL FLAVOR. Ingredients and Nutrition Facts are current as of 3/1/13.

Here's their Rocky Road, which is very popular:

FROZEN DAIRY DESSERT [MILK, SUGAR, CORN SYRUP, CREAM, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), WHEY, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, GUAR GUM, CAROB BEAN GUM, CARRAGEENAN, VITAMIN A PALMITATE, TARA GUM, NATURAL FLAVOR], MARSHMALLOW SWIRL [MILK, CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, CREAM, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, GUAR GUM, CARRAGEENEN, NATURAL FLAVOR], CHOCOLATEY COATED ALMONDS [CHOCOLATE FLAVORED COATING (SUGAR, COCONUT OIL, NATURAL COCOA, NONFAT MILK, WHOLE MILK POWDER, BUTTER OIL, SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL FLAVOR), DRY ROASTED ALMONDS]. Ingredients and Nutrition Facts are current as of 3/1/13

I worked in an ice cream plant during my college years. Making ice cream in high volume is quite a science. If it doesn't taste good and have good "mouth feel" it will rot in the grocers freezer.

I don't think I'd call Breyer's a premium brand. Haagen Dazs and Graeter's both use eggs. It only takes like 1 percent (ish) egg yolk to emulsify. And small batch uses egg a lot.

I'm not against the chemicals, believe me. But ice cream should melt. I even commented earlier that Breyer's melts. A lot of the cheaper brands use stabilizers to make the ice cream melt slower.
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Hell, I'm sure Walmart gets their ice cream from the same place as many other cheap brands do.

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I don't think I'd call Breyer's a premium brand. Haagen Dazs and Graeter's both use eggs. It only takes like 1 percent (ish) egg yolk to emulsify. And small batch uses egg a lot.

I'm not against the chemicals, believe me. But ice cream should melt. I even commented earlier that Breyer's melts. A lot of the cheaper brands use stabilizers to make the ice cream melt slower.
Tara gum isnt a chemical, its just as natural as eggs.
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