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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! 20 17.24%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. 10 8.62%
Only if I have jock itch. 38 32.76%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. 43 37.07%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. 5 4.31%
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:35 PM   #1
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I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:36 PM   #2
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I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?
Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:39 PM   #3
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Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.
Seriously... and it's more comfortable. You don't want your ball sack sticking to your thigh when it's hot out.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:39 PM   #4
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Seriously... and it's more comfortable. You don't want your ball sack sticking to your thigh when it's hot out.
Amen. Nobody likes bat wings in the summer.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:43 PM   #5
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Seriously... and it's more comfortable. You don't want your ball sack sticking to your thigh when it's hot out.
Yep, can't add much to this. For the record, I've been using this, though I might research that monkey butt powder.



Its also hilarious, how these companies try to advertise their product very vaguely, as "body powder", or alternatively for sheets before sleeping, and that it provides "freshness", but everyone knows its ball powder. Who the hell sprinkles this stuff in their bed?
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:50 PM   #6
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Yep, can't add much to this. For the record, I've been using this, though I might research that monkey butt powder.



Its also hilarious, how these companies try to advertise their product very vaguely, as "body powder", or alternatively for sheets before sleeping, and that it provides "freshness", but everyone knows its ball powder. Who the hell sprinkles this stuff in their bed?
Get you some Fresh Balls.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:43 PM   #7
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Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.
Eh. If God meant for my ballsack to smell lovely, he would have made a separate orifice for pissing.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:46 PM   #8
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Eh. If God meant for my ballsack to smell lovely, he would have made a separate orifice for pissing.
It's got nothing to do with urine really lol. It's for sweat. You don't ever get batwings when it's hot out? You use deodorant for your armpits right? Well this is basically the armpit of an obese giant, with an asshole and cock&balls an inch in either direction.
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Eh. If God meant for my ballsack to smell lovely, he would have made a separate orifice for pissing.
Well, in general, if it didn't smell down there, a romantic female companion might be more willing to expose their nose to that area...
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:48 PM   #10
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Well, in general, if it didn't smell down there, a romantic female companion might be more willing to expose their nose to that area...
Plus if you use her makeup powder, she can powder her nose and suck you off at the same time. Win win.
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Eh. If God meant for my ballsack to smell lovely, he would have made a separate orifice for pissing.
My child, don't forget who makes Ball Powder,

That is right - God.
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That is right - God.
God Bond medicated powder?
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I would empty out the coins in my man-purse for that formula!!!
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I would empty out the coins in my man-purse for that formula!!!
Would you need the powder afterwards?

I wouldn't think so.
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& just so we're clear - my ball-powder thread came first - so essentially this is Q.

I'll be glad to bump it if there are any doubters.
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