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06-24-2016, 05:04 PM | #16 |
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A. Race them to see who's faster
B. Race them to see who's faster C. Play Chicken D. Play Chicken
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06-24-2016, 05:05 PM | #17 |
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06-24-2016, 05:08 PM | #18 |
Shit
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06-24-2016, 05:09 PM | #19 |
Shit
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06-24-2016, 05:11 PM | #20 |
I like Pie!
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I pull over as far to the right as I can if they are coming from either direction, if they are going my way, I then jump on their back bumper for a personal escort through traffic.
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06-24-2016, 05:11 PM | #21 |
Fight, build, win!
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A,B,C,D Stab it and steer!!!
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06-24-2016, 05:11 PM | #22 |
Shit
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06-24-2016, 05:17 PM | #23 |
I like Pie!
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06-24-2016, 05:20 PM | #24 |
Fish are scared of me
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scenario A ) Since there are multiple turning points I pull off the road and try to find a place to piss because I need to drain the 12 pack I just drank
scenario B) Well, I guess I drive into the ditch ,since I have 4 wheel drive and am hammered I don't really care. scenario c) Same as scenario A. Time to find a parking lot to piss in scenario D)Same a B |
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06-24-2016, 05:25 PM | #25 |
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I had some asshat honk at me this week for waiting at a green light while a ambulance was coming up behind us. Ambulance went by, I opened my sunroof, gave him the double tallboys and waited until the light turned yellow and then floored it. Made my day.
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06-24-2016, 05:25 PM | #26 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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I always slow to a stop as I pull as far to the the right as I can. The only time I don't do that is if I am already stopped at a red light or a stop sign. If I have already entered an intersection then I pull through it, slow to a stop as far to the right as I can.
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06-24-2016, 05:26 PM | #27 |
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06-24-2016, 05:26 PM | #28 |
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In situations where I think the person behind me has an obstructed view I turn on my emergency blinkers.
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06-24-2016, 05:30 PM | #29 |
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I remember reading about a state that passed a law to make that illegal.
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06-24-2016, 05:32 PM | #30 |
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I live in a town with no hospital. The quickest way to the nearest hospital is a two lane highway. When an ambulance is making a speed run to the hospital everyone goes to the shoulder and stops. It's easy to go over 100 MPH safely much of the trip if everyone GTFO of your way.
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