Life Hypothetical: Your Vacation With A Famous Person - Page 10

**Rain Man** · 09:37 PM

It's breakfast time. You don some shorts over your nakedness, along with an old Air Supply t-shirt, and you wander into the kitchen. It's time for some Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries, milk, and the incessant chirping of robins.

You pour the milk over the Crunchberries and start eating. Lacking any reading materials, you read the back of the box, and it says...

"Win one of the following 7-day vacations with a random famous person in a random place with a random vehicle and a random amount of spending money! Look inside!"

On the back of the box is a list of famous people with places, vehicles, and money. You find it confusing, but what the heck. You look in the box, digging toward the bottom because that's where they always put the prizes. There's a small envelope, and you open it up.

In large gold letters, it says, "GRAND PRIZE WINNER! YOU'RE GOING ON VACATION!"

Huh?

You look at the back of the box again. YOU WON! The Cap'n has put together 30 vacation packages, and you get to pick one of them. The stated rules are:

1. You can pick one entire package as it stands. (See the upcoming poll for details.) You cannot mix and match.

2. Over the course of your 7 day vacation, you must stay within 50 miles of the stated destination.

3. You get the use of the stated vehicle for that time at no cost. All vehicles are brand new 2015 models unless otherwise stated. You do NOT keep the vehicle afterward. It's a rental.

4. You will vacation with the famous person stated in the package. It's just you and them. You'll dine together and stay together in your allotted lodging. Anything that happens between the two of you is fair game, but in the case of someone you're attracted to, you may have to win them over to do anything more than vacation with them. After the vacation, any friendship or relationship may or may not continue depending on how you hit it off.

5. Neither you nor the famous person has access to any funds beyond the spending money that is shown (far right figure in poll).

5. The mansion is a 20-room mansion. The luxury suite is a four-room suite with two bedrooms. The mid-priced and lower-priced hotels are one room with twin queen beds, and the tent is a two-person tent with two sleeping bags. Sleeping arrangements are between you and the famous person.

6. The spending money must cover food and all recreation. Lodging and transportation are already covered.

7. You have your current relationship status, but your spouse is understanding about a once in a lifetime situation.

Knowing all of that, which vacation prize would you most want to win?

ThaVirus · 07-13-2015, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

So we can suspend disbelief if it's Brad Pitt.....but not if it's Katy Perry?

And no one is guaranteeing sex with Katy Perry. All they're saying is that they get to spend the week in a luxury motorhome with a hot chick with about $1000/day in spending money to use....and nothing really to do. Guess who's at least going to try? Or better yet....we hit it off and become good friends. Either ****ing way....I'm down.

I may have been off the mark, but it certainly seemed as though most that were choosing attractive female celebrities were doing so largely in hopes that they'd luck into a drunken mistake or pity ****. That's why I countered with the Pitt plan because boning 8s for 7 straight days>1 night with Katy Perry or Salma Hayek.

In truth, being in the Rockies, driving a $60,000 car with $50,000 of money to blow- pussy would be the last thing on my mind. I'd knock off so much shit from my bucket list. It would be an absolute blast filled with activities all day, every day.

Amnorix · 07-13-2015, 01:40 PM

There's ONE vote for the Tom Brady option. I'll let you guys guess who voted that one...

**Rain Man** · 07-13-2015, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

There's ONE vote for the Tom Brady option. I'll let you guys guess who voted that one...

I pondered that option, because it seems like he'd be an okay guy. But it would be very annoying to air up the tires every day and then find them half flat the next morning.

**The Franchise** · 07-13-2015, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I pondered that option, because it seems like he'd be an okay guy. But it would be very annoying to air up the tires every day and then find them half flat the next morning.

Amnorix · 07-13-2015, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I checked NYC, and no. No to Boston, too. You're pretty much hanging out in Connecticut and the Mark Twain house. Maybe you could visit Yale and have intellectual discussions with the coeds as they wait their turn outside George's bedroom.

So, yeah, going down to New Haven (a pit) or wherever to pick up some hot college chicks could work.

Or you've got some outdoorsy stuff you could definitely do. White water rafting ought to be within range. Certainly plenty of camping/hiking stuff. But that is IT. No big cities you'd actually want to see. Hartford really isn't on the list of one you want to see, and they go downhill from there really.

So it's either try to leverage Clooney into hot chicks somehow, or go do manly outdoorsy stuff.

**Rain Man** · 07-13-2015, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

So, yeah, going down to New Haven (a pit) or wherever to pick up some hot college chicks could work.

Or you've got some outdoorsy stuff you could definitely do. White water rafting ought to be within range. Certainly plenty of camping/hiking stuff. But that is IT. No big cities you'd actually want to see. Hartford really isn't on the list of one you want to see, and they go downhill from there really.

So it's either try to leverage Clooney into hot chicks somehow, or go do manly outdoorsy stuff.

Or Harriet Beecher Stowe's house. George and I could probably spend all day there, with maybe a break at Applebee's for lunch.

Amnorix · 07-13-2015, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I pondered that option, because it seems like he'd be an okay guy. But it would be very annoying to air up the tires every day and then find them half flat the next morning.

All these deflation jokes are very deflating, really....

You're also in the middle of Illinois. I don't know if Brady can leverage his fame and looks to get us both chicks somewhere out there, or if we're more likely to be ducking reporters and faux outraged fans of other teams. Chicago is more than 50 miles, so no going there.

Whatever, I'll take my chances for a week of Patriots inside scoop stories.

**lewdog** · 07-13-2015, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

And seriously, I just threw that in as a way to assuage the "Salma Hayak...durrrrr....." crowd.

C'mon folks - this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and you're going to essentially punt every other aspect of it for a chance to tap some celebrity kooz? Jesus people, it's all pink on the inside and if banging a 5 isn't any fun for ya, I'm guessing banging a 10's not gonna be that much better (you might not be terribly good at it).

The new vette is a no-shit supercar. Boulder has more to do within a 50 mile radius than you could ever possibly get done and all of it is badass. Brad Pitt is the most grudgingly likable hollywood superstar of our lifetimes. And that doesn't even get into how you'd managed to burn $7K/day but I'm betting you could do shit like helicopter ski or hunt bear/elk....just some incredible experiences to be had there with that kind of scratch. 50 miles gets you into Denver where you could do a TON with that kind of money. 5 star dining, VIP treatment at concerts; amazing shit.

And you want to go to ****ing Atlanta and hang out in that decrepit sweltering backwards hell-hole just to get some pussy?

Man, there are some serious imaginations on the fritz here. You could tell me that sex with Selma is guaranteed and that I would be required to take a celibacy oath for the week I'm in Boulder and it still wouldn't be a close question.

If your taking all the time to write a response like that, you are taking this way too ****ing serious.

**Perineum Ripper** · 07-13-2015, 04:03 PM

**lewdog** · 07-13-2015, 04:14 PM

And you guys are only acting like going with a male and using a wingman will work to get laid. Hello, these women have tons of friends and like to party as well. They'll introduce you to enough women and it's easier to meet women through women. And a sympathy **** will likely come from one. If you don't believe in sympathy ****s please realize that it's more than likely that 50% of Chiefs fans were conceived from a sympathy ****. Think about it.

patteeu · 07-13-2015, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

And you guys are only acting like going with a male and using a wingman will work to get laid. Hello, these women have tons of friends and like to party as well. They'll introduce you to enough women and it's easier to meet women through women. And a sympathy **** will likely come from one. If you don't believe in sympathy ****s please realize that it's more than likely that 50% of Chiefs fans were conceived from a sympathy ****. Think about it.

Even the dorky kid in Almost Famous got laid because he and Penny Lane were palling around.

**Rain Man** · 07-13-2015, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu

Even the dorky kid in Almost Famous got laid because he and Penny Lane were palling around.

And wasn't it a foursome or something? Great work if you can get it.

patteeu · 07-13-2015, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

And wasn't it a foursome or something? Great work if you can get it.

It was!

ThaVirus · 07-13-2015, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

And you guys are only acting like going with a male and using a wingman will work to get laid. Hello, these women have tons of friends and like to party as well. They'll introduce you to enough women and it's easier to meet women through women. And a sympathy **** will likely come from one. If you don't believe in sympathy ****s please realize that it's more than likely that 50% of Chiefs fans were conceived from a sympathy ****. Think about it.

I'm operating under the assumption that Brad Pitt is going to be a lot cooler with me banging some 20-something bar slut in the tent than Katy Perry would be in the back of our Winnebago

But shit, for all I know Katy Perry is cool as shit. Hell, maybe Hillary Clinton would show me the time of my life in Miami.

ThaVirus · 07-13-2015, 06:34 PM

I'm just envisioning this. Fast forward to the 2:00 mark for the good stuff.

View Poll Results: Which vacation package do you select?
Providence, RI + 2007 Hummer H2 + Halle Berry + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $5300	2	3.28%
Hartford, CT + Coachmen RV Freelander 26-foot RV + George Clooney + Sleep in Vehicle + $108300	5	8.20%
Cleveland, OH + 1956 Corvette + Bill Gates + Camping (Tent) + $11800	0	0%
Reno, NV + McLaren 650S + Barack Obama + Luxury (Top-End Hotel Suite) + $3000	0	0%
Myrtle Beach, SC + Mercedes G-Class SUV + Charlie Sheen + Sleep in Vehicle + $1400	1	1.64%
New York, NY + 1966 Mustang Convertible + Sarah Palin + Mid-Tier (Business Hotel) + $69900	5	8.20%
Pine Bluff, AR + Aston Martin Rapide S + Anne Hathaway + Mid-Tier (Business Hotel) + $4600	3	4.92%
Atlanta, GA + Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe + Salma Hayek + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $4000	8	13.11%
Omaha, NE + Hyundai Elantra + JK Rowling + Mid-Tier (Business Hotel) + $1000	0	0%
Keene, NH + Jeep Wrangler Rubicon + Megan Fox + Luxury (Top-End Hotel Suite) + $6900	2	3.28%
Champaign-Urbana, IL + DynaQuest XL DQ360XL 35-foot RV + Tom Brady + Sleep in Vehicle + $4800	1	1.64%
Miami, FL + Ford F-150 Pickup + Hillary Clinton + Ultra-Luxury (Mansion) + $12400	0	0%
Dallas, TX + 1989 Lamborghini Countach + Bill Clinton + Camping (Tent) + $800	0	0%
Philadelphia, PA + Porsche 918 + Elon Musk + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $24900	1	1.64%
Washington, DC + Bentley Mulsanne + Tina Fey + Ultra-Luxury (Mansion) + $1400	0	0%
Minneapolis, MN + Ford Focus + Prince Charles + Luxury (Top-End Hotel Suite) + $1100	0	0%
Lafayette, IN + Chevrolet Tahoe + George W. Bush + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $4500	0	0%
Knoxville, TN + Alfa Romeo 4C + Neil DeGrasse Tyson + Ultra-Luxury (Mansion) + $700	3	4.92%
Raleigh, NC + Toyota Highlander + Oprah Winfrey + Mid-Tier (Business Hotel) + $800	0	0%
New Philadelphia-Dover, OH + Winnebago Grand Tour 42-foot RV + Katy Perry + Sleep in Vehicle + $8300	10	16.39%
Charleston, WV + BMW 335 + Angelina Jolie + Luxury (Top-End Hotel Suite) + $4400	1	1.64%
Boulder, CO + Chevrolet Corvette + Brad Pitt + Camping (Tent) + $51600	2	3.28%
Boston, MA + Nissan Leaf + Lady Gaga + Ultra-Luxury (Mansion) + $800	1	1.64%
Los Angeles, CA + Airstream RV Westfalia 18-foot RV + Jamaal Charles + Sleep in Vehicle + $5500	0	0%
Hilo, HI + Land Rover Range Rover + Taylor Swift + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $6400	9	14.75%
Florence-Muscle Shoals, AL + 1981 DeLorean + Tom Hanks + Luxury (Top-End Hotel Suite) + $2400	2	3.28%
Portland, OR + Chevrolet Impala + Jimmy Fallon + Ultra-Luxury (Mansion) + $6300	1	1.64%
Prescott, AZ + Acura MDX + Stephen Spielberg + Camping (Tent) + $4600	1	1.64%
Santa Fe, NM + Ferrari LaFerrari + Christiane Amanpour + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $1100	0	0%
Rolla, MO + Honda Civic + Ruth Bader Ginsburg + Mid-Tier (Business Hotel) + $35500	1	1.64%
I don't take vacations	1	1.64%
I vacation, but none of these packages is intriguing to me.	1	1.64%
Voters: 61. You may not vote on this poll

07-10-2015, 08:41 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3328491 VARSITY	Hypothetical: Your Vacation With A Famous Person It's breakfast time. You don some shorts over your nakedness, along with an old Air Supply t-shirt, and you wander into the kitchen. It's time for some Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries, milk, and the incessant chirping of robins. You pour the milk over the Crunchberries and start eating. Lacking any reading materials, you read the back of the box, and it says... "Win one of the following 7-day vacations with a random famous person in a random place with a random vehicle and a random amount of spending money! Look inside!" On the back of the box is a list of famous people with places, vehicles, and money. You find it confusing, but what the heck. You look in the box, digging toward the bottom because that's where they always put the prizes. There's a small envelope, and you open it up. In large gold letters, it says, "GRAND PRIZE WINNER! YOU'RE GOING ON VACATION!" Huh? You look at the back of the box again. YOU WON! The Cap'n has put together 30 vacation packages, and you get to pick one of them. The stated rules are: 1. You can pick one entire package as it stands. (See the upcoming poll for details.) You cannot mix and match. 2. Over the course of your 7 day vacation, you must stay within 50 miles of the stated destination. 3. You get the use of the stated vehicle for that time at no cost. All vehicles are brand new 2015 models unless otherwise stated. You do NOT keep the vehicle afterward. It's a rental. 4. You will vacation with the famous person stated in the package. It's just you and them. You'll dine together and stay together in your allotted lodging. Anything that happens between the two of you is fair game, but in the case of someone you're attracted to, you may have to win them over to do anything more than vacation with them. After the vacation, any friendship or relationship may or may not continue depending on how you hit it off. 5. Neither you nor the famous person has access to any funds beyond the spending money that is shown (far right figure in poll). 5. The mansion is a 20-room mansion. The luxury suite is a four-room suite with two bedrooms. The mid-priced and lower-priced hotels are one room with twin queen beds, and the tent is a two-person tent with two sleeping bags. Sleeping arrangements are between you and the famous person. 6. The spending money must cover food and all recreation. Lodging and transportation are already covered. 7. You have your current relationship status, but your spouse is understanding about a once in a lifetime situation. Knowing all of that, which vacation prize would you most want to win? Last edited by Rain Man; 07-10-2015 at 09:37 PM..
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