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View Poll Results: How shall we decide the 2015 King of the n00bs?
Option 1: Posters nominate n00bs, we do a forum-wide vote, n00b is crowned 8 17.02%
Option 2: No nomination. Just set a base parameter to weed out the worthless lurkers and vote 2 4.26%
Option 3: Do the deathmatch again. That was fun. Don't change a thing 0 0%
Option 4: Do the deathmatch again, but this time plan out an endgame scenario from the beginning. 7 14.89%
Option 5: Write-in vote 1 2.13%
Option 6: No n00b is worthy. Cancel it this year. Also, **** you, Direckshun's whore mother, etc... 28 59.57%
Gonzo should've won since Fax left us. 1 2.13%
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Old 01-24-2016, 02:36 PM  
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The 2015 Chiefs Planet "King of the N00bs" is...

...nobody?

The Sorter rule says you have to go back a little bit the previous year if you want to make it a truly valid assessment of the greatest n00b of that year. Last year I went back to October of 2013 - December 2014.

This year if I go back to October of 2014 - December of 2015 and only count the posters with 200 posts or more (arbitrarily, not that those with less than 200 should be excluded from consideration), look at the crap you get saddled with:

TigerUppercut 12-01-2014 1,545
Chief Northman 04-03-2015 200
Pogue 08-11-2015 229
ChiefsFan1st 08-09-2015 216
Squalor2 08-21-2015 741
smellypitts 10-28-2015 1,514

That's why I did the n00b deathmatch last year, but I ended up getting so many complaints when we couldn't kill PizzaDoughz that we had to end the contest at a judge's decision.

So I'm going to leave it up to the CP voting public how this will be decided.

Poll forthcoming

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Old 01-24-2016, 02:38 PM   #2
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Old 01-24-2016, 02:38 PM   #3
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1. I should have won the year Aussie Chiefs won. He had been a member for about two years at that point.

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Old 01-24-2016, 02:38 PM   #4
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Old 01-24-2016, 02:41 PM   #5
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Maybe we should do a tournament of runner-ups from the 2013 class.
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Old 01-24-2016, 02:44 PM   #7
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