MU ****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread**** - Page 213

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:02 PM

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.

Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.

Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO

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Frazod · 11-16-2013, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kepp

Thanks for nothing Georgia & Florida
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Seriously.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-16-2013, 10:31 PM

Muschamp coached that game to cover the spread. Like most defensive-minded head coaches, he's a strategic coward.

I understand not wanting to hang a n00b out there to dry, but there's no excuse for him to have fewer than ten passing attempts late in the fourth quarter. It hamstrings the running game and butt****s the defense.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-16-2013, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by O.city

Alot will depend on Franklin I think, and I think MU's backs are pretty good.

Maybe not that good, but I hope to get a chance to see.

Our backs are good, but our line is not good enough to stand up to Alabama. Britt and Boehm, sure, but Max the Mouth would get ****ing destroyed.

**TribalElder** · 11-16-2013, 11:11 PM

Hopefully frank the tank gets his swagger back and we can run the table

Tuff 2 games left

**KcMizzou** · 11-16-2013, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder

Hopefully frank the tank gets his swagger back and we can run the table

Tuff 2 games left

Amen.

It'd be nice to see the the D give "Johnny Football" a little dose of humility as well.

salame · 11-17-2013, 12:22 AM

hay,
good luck in the sce

go tremaiune tigers

|Zach| · 11-17-2013, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I just tell it like it is. If you want to keep burying your head that's fine.

Not really.

|Zach| · 11-17-2013, 12:49 AM

Packer...just telling like it is...

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Damn it, I just don't think I can take another year of Pinkel and James Franklin, ugh. Its one thing to lose but **** we are going to get demolished in this league, its just not good.

Pitt Gorilla · 11-17-2013, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by |Zach|

Packer...just telling like it is...

Give the OP a read.

Discuss Thrower · 11-17-2013, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by |Zach|

Not really.

What? Just because he's not a Quixotic Mizzou homer you're gonna hate on the guy?

|Zach| · 11-17-2013, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

What? Just because he's not a Quixotic Mizzou homer you're gonna hate on the guy?

Someone that raises the white flag before games pretty much all season?

Yes. I absolutely will.

Besides that...nothing about his posts have anything to do with telling it like it actually is.

Pepe Silvia · 11-17-2013, 02:10 AM

I've said it before I can be a miserable prick, but you guys have to admit you're being full homers about everything, I agree with you about my negativity but I can say the same for your homerism, this team does have flaws you know and I point them out, and I'm not the only one around here doing it. We all have a long history watching this team, I know what we are and I accept it, it just sucks when you're reminded of the mizzou luck by watching an 80 yard tipped ball miracle. I'm passed it now, I'd rather win the east the way it should be won.

BWillie · 11-17-2013, 02:16 AM

Hey guise where does Chase Daniel live in KC? Im drunk and wish to share the gift of flaming BWillie poo

Mosbonian · 11-17-2013, 07:45 AM

In the end it is ours to win or lose....and that's the way I want it.

Had SC and Auburn lost, all we would have heard for the next few weeks is how MU "lucked" into the CCG.

We would have had to listen to endless Sports show analysis of how MU just got lucky at all the right times and doesn't deserve to be there. How Georgia and Florida cleared the way for us....yada, yada, yada...

Screw all that....let's take this thing all on our own. And then thumb our noses at all the talking heads who are pretty much standing on the sidelines cheering for Ole Miss and aTm so that a "gimmick" offense won't make it into the CCG and they get to watch Jadaveon Clowney go against Bama.

Let's ruin their Christmas early....

WhawhaWhat · 11-17-2013, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie

Hey guise where does Chase Daniel live in KC? Im drunk and wish to share the gift of flaming BWillie poo

In the middle lane of I-70, next to the stadium. Wear dark clothing.

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11-17-2013, 07:45 AM	#3194
Mosbonian On Hiatus Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2589700	In the end it is ours to win or lose....and that's the way I want it. Had SC and Auburn lost, all we would have heard for the next few weeks is how MU "lucked" into the CCG. We would have had to listen to endless Sports show analysis of how MU just got lucky at all the right times and doesn't deserve to be there. How Georgia and Florida cleared the way for us....yada, yada, yada... Screw all that....let's take this thing all on our own. And then thumb our noses at all the talking heads who are pretty much standing on the sidelines cheering for Ole Miss and aTm so that a "gimmick" offense won't make it into the CCG and they get to watch Jadaveon Clowney go against Bama. Let's ruin their Christmas early....
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