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Old 01-04-2015, 03:38 PM  
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I had to buy a new battery, which normally isn't such a big deal. However, when I went to pop it out at the store (to avoid the core charge) the nut on the negative terminal was rounded off and I didn't have the tools to cut it off.

I get home and let it go for a few days, because I didn't feel like ****ing with it.

Just went outside and managed to get the 10mm rounded nut off with an 11/32 socket (didn't have to use the Dremel to cut it off, fortunately), but the metal strips that secure the battery down from the top are inveterate ****ing ****s, particularly the back strip, which is secured by a foot long rod with a hooked tip.

Trying to fit that mother****er into the back slot made me feel like one of those Apple slaves that launch themselves from the top of the factory into a better life. Of course, every time you try to tighten the front screw it moves the back post and nothing short of a ****ing voodoo spell was going to get that mother****er in.

That's the part that pisses me off about car repair. The job itself is never particularly difficult, but there is always one asshole mother****er of a fastener, nut, or screw the ends up taking 20 times longer than the ****ing job itself.

Am I the only one so enraged by such stupid shit?
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Old 01-07-2016, 04:28 PM   #121
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Old 01-07-2016, 04:29 PM   #122
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Old 01-07-2016, 04:54 PM   #123
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Adults that freak out about the dentist/being at the dentist.

I realize you had a bad experience as a kid, we all had shitty things happen as children. Youre now 40, grow up and let's get this shit done.

And yes, because you were scared of the dentist and didn't go for 25 years, you're now going to get to spend alot of time and $ with one. That's not the dentist fault, it's not my fault you can't perform basic oral hygiene
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Old 01-07-2016, 05:11 PM   #124
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It's why I don't try to fix much. I get so enraged when something simple doesn't work and I spend way too much time trying to get it right. It's why I don't mind paying someone to do it. Sometimes the stress isn't worth the money you might save.
This is me too. I usually end up breaking something else because I'm flipping my lid trying to get some bolt on or off.
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Old 01-07-2016, 05:30 PM   #125
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Old 01-07-2016, 05:32 PM   #126
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people who email me, then show up at my desk 30 seconds later and ask "did you see that email I sent you"?

bikers at bike rallies who ride about 40 miles annually, and take a $50k custom bike up and down and up and down and up and down the main drag of the rally revving the hell out of it.
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Old 01-07-2016, 05:34 PM   #127
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bikers at bike rallies who ride about 40 miles annually, and take a $50k custom bike up and down and up and down and up and down the main drag of the rally revving the hell out of it.
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Old 01-07-2016, 05:35 PM   #128
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Old 01-07-2016, 05:47 PM   #129
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I long for the day when I see someone do that and blow up the motor on their ride. last year we we saw a guy at the Fayetteville rally revving the shit out of his bike, and popping the clutch to do a burnout (....he's doing it wrong), after about 5 times up and down the main drag, he finally busted his drive belt. It was awesome watching him push it up the small hill.

though, I'd much rather see a douchebag blow up his motor. the sportbike guys have this reeruned fad where they just put the bike in neutral, and rev the bike to the limiter. 1 guy starts doing it, then it's like a pack of reeruns that follow suit. I'm thinking "ok....even 'if' that was cool......you're at a bike rally with 250k bikes......pretty sure most everyone has heard what your bike sounds like".

I'm getting riled up just thinking about it.
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Old 01-07-2016, 05:59 PM   #130
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....been there. just stood there like "WTF".....
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Old 01-07-2016, 06:17 PM   #132
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Old 01-07-2016, 06:18 PM   #133
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....been there. just stood there like "WTF".....
fast forward to awkward moment when next guy walks in bathroom and the air dryer is blowing on your zipper with you having a convo with your petermen.
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