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01-04-2015, 03:38 PM | Topic Starter |
Now you've pissed me off!
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I had to buy a new battery, which normally isn't such a big deal. However, when I went to pop it out at the store (to avoid the core charge) the nut on the negative terminal was rounded off and I didn't have the tools to cut it off.
I get home and let it go for a few days, because I didn't feel like ****ing with it. Just went outside and managed to get the 10mm rounded nut off with an 11/32 socket (didn't have to use the Dremel to cut it off, fortunately), but the metal strips that secure the battery down from the top are inveterate ****ing ****s, particularly the back strip, which is secured by a foot long rod with a hooked tip. Trying to fit that mother****er into the back slot made me feel like one of those Apple slaves that launch themselves from the top of the factory into a better life. Of course, every time you try to tighten the front screw it moves the back post and nothing short of a ****ing voodoo spell was going to get that mother****er in. That's the part that pisses me off about car repair. The job itself is never particularly difficult, but there is always one asshole mother****er of a fastener, nut, or screw the ends up taking 20 times longer than the ****ing job itself. Am I the only one so enraged by such stupid shit? |
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01-04-2015, 03:50 PM | #2 |
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This is why I'm a shit mechanic. Dad is a ****ing wizard at making shit like that work.
I can make spreadsheets do amazing things, but can be brought to my knees by a ****ing fastener. Wife's car isn't better. She has an 11 Buick Regal. I change the oil in it because I like to check things over while I'm in there (and I'm cheap). So it has an internal oil filter, which is cool. So it's got a cap on it that takes 1-1/4. No problem. I've got a socket. Mother****er it's under a bunch of shit. No problem I've got a wrench. But you can't get to it straight, and you have to run the wrench through these ****ing wiring conduits (always a good ****ing idea). So that's the best option, and you have to fight to get maybe 1/25th of a turn at a time. It takes me 8 - 10 min just to get the ****ing oil filter out. Then I have to get the bitch back on. Mother**** GM. |
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01-04-2015, 03:55 PM | #3 |
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Hell, this thread is my life. I'm generally raging and cursing and throwing things when I'm working on something, because dumb shit makes me crazy, especially when I just know it's coming. I'll try to think of an interesting example. brb
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01-04-2015, 06:29 PM | #4 | |
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Anyway, here is the proof. The requisite tool. You can see a Standard 1-1/4" socket would be too blasted tall. Moreover, you can't get a goddamn extension in there because of the stupid motor mount frame. So you have to have a u-joint mother****er to get it around the corner Who would have thought that you would need not 1 but 2 special goddamned tools to change the stupid oil. And lookie here. Stupid Deere that I hate so much has a similar filter on their tractors and they can seem to engineer it to get a ****ing tool on there. Excellent work GM, you are stupider than Deere. Excellent work. Anyway, send JASONSAUTO Some goddamned rep ASAP. Many thanks bud. |
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Funny thing is I see this thread and even look at the date and thought it was a couple days ago, so I read you post again and typed out almost word for word the exact same response again and it hit me that I had told you about it before, |
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01-07-2016, 08:29 PM | #7 |
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I had a 10 min. job once of putting a rubber washer in my shower to stop a small leak. Once the handles were removed I noticed it had been dripping down the drywall behind the wall tiles. I ended up ripping the tiled walls out and at that point noticed that the floor had been getting the drip-down as well. I had to take out the tub and toilet and had to replace the sub-flooring plywood. My 10 min. job took me three or four days overall.
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I recently replaced my battery but the minions at war mart do the install for free
It was the best deal on a battery after looking around at different brands so **** it |
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Vise grips. Use them. I've had to several times over the years when this happens.
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**** plumbing. Right in the tooth. Every time I use them, the fastener is then done. If I did it on battery cables I'd never get it tight again, I'd just have to buy a new end. |
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