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Old 09-08-2014, 08:07 PM  
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Gay Day With Clay V: Better than watching the Chiefs!
**** the Chiefs. You know you want to experience the joy, wonder and sheer magnificence of another Gay Day...with Clay.

Let's go on an adventure. The welcome mat is telling us to go.



As we walk, we come upon this amazing house. Don't you love yellow houses? I'd totally live in this house.



Handsome. This one's for sale, too. I'm kinda sorta house-shopping in KC. I like the windows on this one.



I hope no one thinks I'm a cat burglar, scoping the neighborhood. I saw a little old lady peering at me out her door and she looked none too pleased. I'm obviously dressed like a hobo.



Oh shit! Look at that porch. That's really fabulous. I'd sit out there, barbecue and bitch about Alex Smith. This house is about 120 grand and really cool. I love the tree, too. You are all invited. We can have a big gay day together!



This is my favorite house on the block. It's spectacular. Almost like a mini-castle. I would put a huge, ornate wooden throne on the space over the door and act like a king. Great bushes. Alas, not for sale.



AW SHIT. THREAT DISPLAY. Doggah does not like me looking at houses.



OK, we're nearing our first destination now. Look, another Christmas Hydrant, just like on our last gay day. Ho ho ho, mother****ers! I bet someone saw me taking a picture of a fire hydrant and called the neighborhood watch.



YES! WE'RE HERE! Gay Day V's first spot is jam packed with sweaty, grunting, scantily clad men.



AHH PUSH IT. PUSH PUSH PUSH IT. I'm pretty sure that black guy is checking me out. He's clearly impressed by the massive amount of weight I have racked up on the machine.



Midway through the workout we suffer injury. ****! I hope I don't have to go to the doctor.



We're done here. I'm super (thanks for asking) sweaty, and cool off in front of a convenient fan. The air billows my shorts and blows my hair back. I feel alive.



We begin our trek home. Damn it's hot out here. My shadow is pregnant, and silently I feel ashamed by how fat my reflection is.



Let's cross the street. It's rapey over here. Scary. I hope the neighborhood watch is looking out.



Let's get lunch! Aw shit, they are closed. ****! I really wanted to get a burnt end sammich. Would have been a killer post-workout meal. Alas!



DRY LAND IS NOT A MYTH! I'VE SEEN IT! We're going to Culver's! LET'S GET OUR BURG ON.



In line now. Really nice calves on this MILF. I'd definitely Culv 'er.



IT'S BEAUTIFUUUUUL. This is about 1500 calories. I am going to feel disgusting. But I earned this. Like a big girl.



OM NOM NOM. This is also about 42 grams of protein. Makin' all KINDS of gains over here. All KIIIINDS.



A request was made to "show more skin" in the Gay Day threads. So here's a very risque off-the-shoulder expose. Very clean bathrooms, by the way. A great canvas for me to smear my feces all over!



This concludes Gay Day V. Join us next time...for adventures in car buying and a completely disappointing trip to First Watch.

Previous Episodes of GDWC:

Episode I: Winstead's

Episode II: Taco John's

Episode III: Big Biscuit

Episode IV: Pizza Manifesto
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Old 09-08-2014, 08:57 PM   #16
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I see you've noticed what I have posted twice.



Stalker much???

Not at all.

I, too, wish I had bigger calves so your post stuck out the first time you posted it.

Honestly, I think the trade off of having man boobs/love handles or whatever that comes with that skinny fat look after slimming down isn't worth it. I'll stick with my chicken legs.
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Old 09-08-2014, 08:58 PM   #17
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Used to go to that 24 also. Weve probably touched the same weights before. Its like we already know eachother
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Old 09-08-2014, 08:59 PM   #18
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Lol u go to the gym then go eat culvers?
On this particular day, yes. I also walked to and from the gym. Mega calorie burn.
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Old 09-08-2014, 09:00 PM   #19
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Honestly, I think the trade off of having man boobs/love handles or whatever that comes with that skinny fat look after slimming down isn't worth it.
Don't have either of those issues.

Those that do just need to lose more weight.
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Old 09-08-2014, 09:00 PM   #20
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Handsome. This one's for sale, too. I'm kinda sorta house-shopping in KC. I like the windows on this one.
I'm currently house shopping and at some point had a passing interest in this house. Other than looking at the interior pictures, I never went past the Google street view images. Looks like it's pending for a decent price, though.
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Old 09-08-2014, 09:01 PM   #21
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Don't have either of those issues.

Those that do just need to lose more weight.
You do have bigger calves for your body as noticed in the standing picture in front of the dumbbell rack FYI.

I'm mad jelly right now.
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Don't have either of those issues.



Those that do just need to lose more weight.

Do you have issues with excess skin?
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Every time I see your avatar (out of the corner of my eye) - It looks like it's Serena Williams hitting a drop-shot volley.
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Do you have issues with excess skin?
Nope. I was never extremely overweight.
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this was a boring one

stick to food places, and not fast food chains
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I've seen you mention this twice now. Must be something you think about a lot.
Hahahahahaha....I thought the same thing.
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this was a boring one

stick to food places, and not fast food chains
Actually I may skip the First Watch thread.

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might i suggest a Kathy Griffin live concert as your focus? fabulous!
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