ChiefsPlanet Congratulations to Bufkin, CP's 2014 King of the N00bs! - Page 6

crazycoffey · 02-20-2015, 12:03 AM

I'm so glad we got this figured out, now I can finally get some sleep.

Oh and here's my list of all the things being named a N00b of the year;
1)

**Iowanian** · 02-20-2015, 09:14 AM

This might have some validity....if you were to beat the Final Boss.

Any number of regulars will **** you right in the pussy.

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Originally Posted by Bufkin

That's where you're wrong Margaret Cho. I didn't need Flopnuts to win. It was my advice that we ignore the rep, have a 1 v. 1 smack-off, and let everybody decide via voting who the NOTY should be.

**digger** · 02-20-2015, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bufkin

Before I get to my congratulatory speech, I would like to clear the air about a stipulation that was made a few days ago. Me, SNR, and PizzaDoughz had initially agreed that as punishment, the poster who finishes in 2nd place would have to knock on MTG#10's door wearing a Tallit, tzizit, and talit katan. However, after speaking with the Lee's Summitt Sheriff's Department and Lee's Summitt Police Chief Joe Dismang, it was decided that this was stepping into sure danger. Chief Dismang said that while MTG's vehement, insane, and anti-historical views on the Holocaust would prevent such a dangerous stipulation to occur, he would like to extend his congratulations to myself as the 2014 N00b of the Year.

Onto my comments, I'd like to thank everybody who helped make this happen. Although it was determined fairly quickly that I was the most deserving, being the most qualified doesn't always lead to a successful campaign (see John Kerry 2004). Without being too emotional, I'd like to dedicate this victory to my grandfather, who was killed during a Monsanto protest in the early 1970's. It was his philosophy of eating lots of pussy and kicking lots of ass that inspired me to take this competition with as much passion as humanly possible.

I'd also like to thank Coochie Liquor, who has easily earned the silver medal for NOTY 2014. Due to PizzaDoughz's blatant cheating, Coochie's involvement will unfortunately be minimized. Not to worry my Reggae friend, we will remember you. I'd also like to thank the other contestants not named PizzaDoughz who participated fairly, equally, and unequivically.

Now onto you. I hate to be the Ebenezer Scrooge of your little concession speech, but you did not gather any support whatsoever because of your posts. People supported you for one of two, and only two reasons.

1: They hate my guts.
2: They were rooting for the underdog.

Prior to this contest, I'm pretty sure Hootie was the only poster who knew who the hell you were. The moral you should be taking away from this is that if you bend the rules, don't get sand in your vagina when a superior takes action. As a teenager, you most likely haven't learned this. Take it to the real world my friend and use this advice for life. If you are caught meddling with your pay stub at work, the supervisor who catches you will do the exact same. Enjoy your shiny new post count, and wear your unofficial 2nd place medal with pride.

I will be counting up my reps and making an accurate donation to Chiefs Planet here within the next few days. I will also be preparing for a C-SPAN prank call, chosen by CP posters of course.

God bless, and so long for now!

-Bufkin, 2014 N00b of the Year.

**BigRedChief** · 02-20-2015, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey

I'm so glad we got this figured out, now I can finally get some sleep.

Oh and here's my list of all the things being named a N00b of the year;
1)

what did you do with your NOTY prize money?

crazycoffey · 02-20-2015, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

what did you do with your NOTY prize money?

Blew it all in the cp gameroom

Fairplay · 02-20-2015, 08:36 PM

I suggested to bufkin to run

**Gonzo** · 02-21-2015, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

PizzaDoughz went into the red. I saw it. According to the rules of the contest, that means he is out of the competition.

I'm not going to bother barking out orders to the mods about what they can or can't do. I set a deadline of this weekend for a natural winner to be declared before I stepped in and made new rules for sudden death. I tried to keep this competition as laissez faire as possible, only setting the rules in place in the OP and letting events transpire as they may.

If people have a problem with the way this contest ended, I'd like them to tell me how I could have run it any better. And no, a poll is NOT the solution. I'm a free-thinking man and I do creative shit. I make intelligence tests and write Animal Farm allegories for my roasts. That's how I ****ing roll.

Well, I suggest that we find a way for all of the NOTY contestants to be posted in some fashion and a certain time allowance is given for all of the members of this forum to weigh their options, then vote for whom they think is the most deserving. I'm not sure what that's called but I'm sure there's a way to do it.

Hootie · 02-21-2015, 03:23 PM

I am proud of Bufkin for beating 3 guys no one has ever heard of ...

!

flawed contest was flawed

novel idea, terrible results

**Gonzo** · 02-21-2015, 03:24 PM

Can we submit Hootie as a n00b since he does have a brand new account that started last year?

Hootie · 02-21-2015, 03:25 PM

SNR invited me, but, like I said...I don't compete for intercontinental titles when I'm a main eventer

**Gonzo** · 02-21-2015, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

SNR invited me, but, like I said...I don't compete for intercontinental titles when I'm a main eventer

Might as well dude. This contest is flawed anyway.

Hootie · 02-21-2015, 03:33 PM

SNR really screwed the pooch on this one !

**BigRedChief** · 02-21-2015, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Well, I suggest that we find a way for all of the NOTY contestants to be posted in some fashion and a certain time allowance is given for all of the members of this forum to weigh their options, then vote for whom they think is the most deserving. I'm not sure what that's called but I'm sure there's a way to do it.

You wanting to run the NOTY contest next year?

Fairplay · 02-21-2015, 03:48 PM

Bufkin asked me for strategic campaign advise

Hootie · 02-21-2015, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

You wanting to run the NOTY contest next year?

pretty easy

"hey everybody! n00b of the year time! nominate a n00b! then we'll make a poll! then whoa, n00b is crowned!"

02-19-2015, 01:08 AM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2190208	Congratulations to Bufkin, CP's 2014 King of the N00bs!
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02-20-2015, 12:03 AM	#76
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $5127901	I'm so glad we got this figured out, now I can finally get some sleep. Oh and here's my list of all the things being named a N00b of the year; 1)
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02-20-2015, 08:36 PM	#81
Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	I suggested to bufkin to run
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02-21-2015, 03:23 PM	#83
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I am proud of Bufkin for beating 3 guys no one has ever heard of ... ! flawed contest was flawed novel idea, terrible results
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02-21-2015, 03:25 PM	#85
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	SNR invited me, but, like I said...I don't compete for intercontinental titles when I'm a main eventer
Posts: 56,356

02-21-2015, 03:33 PM	#87
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	SNR really screwed the pooch on this one !
Posts: 56,356

02-21-2015, 03:48 PM	#89
Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	Bufkin asked me for strategic campaign advise
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