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07-13-2010, 10:35 AM | #1 | |
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07-13-2010, 11:37 AM | #2 |
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07-13-2010, 11:43 AM | #3 | |
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07-13-2010, 12:05 PM | #4 |
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Well, fundamentally men are pigs who could care less about the accessorizing. I know that I, personally, rarely notice makeup unless it's overdone (which is bad), rarely notice jewelry unless its gaudy (which is bad) and never, ever notice shoes or handbags or any of that crap.
Hair, how much skin is showing, and how tight/loose the clothes are are about all that I (and most men, I think) notice. Usually the rule is more skin the better and the tighter the clothes are the better, but avoid looking trashy, and only if you can carry it off. Nobody wants to see a bulging belly (i.e. overhang). Dress to accentuate the positive and minimize the negative. The usual rule is long, straight hair is preferred, but certainly women can pull off shorter hair if they have the right face for it. And for God's sake don't over do the makeup, perfume or jewelry. Less CAN be more. |
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skirts are a big turn-on ... it's like some torturous tease because you wanna see what's under there and women are so good at crossing and uncrossing their legs and just the right time to prevent "peekage"
show me the color of your panties, gawd dammit!!
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07-13-2010, 03:03 PM | #6 | |
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And I would like to add: Pink Lips. No, not red lips, not lips with "lip" liner around them, nice, soft pink lips. Hands. Chick has to have nice hands. I can't have man hands on a woman. No short and stubbies. Long, slender woman hands is what i need. Feet. Gotta have nice feet. No bunyons or whatever they're called and no snaggle toes! And I enjoy ass and legs. I love long slender legs. Mmmm......especially when they wrap around you.....tis the best i say. Clothing: I prefer the rocker girl kinda look. I digg the chick's who shop at Tilly's. Emo chicks are smokin' hot, almost as hot as punk rock girls. The "Suicide girls".....mmmm....if i knew how to make the drool icon it would be inserted here.
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07-13-2010, 03:09 PM | #7 |
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Oh, and those socks that go up to your knees. Those are hot!
And a football jersey with just some booty shorts. or no shorts, that works too. With some nice long slender legs......**** yeah!
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07-13-2010, 03:27 PM | #9 |
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Exactly like that, but ditch the boots. Im not into boots.
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07-13-2010, 03:33 PM | #10 |
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And here is my list of Dont's:
Ugg Boots. GTFO with those stupid things. Whoever thought that was a good idea should be shot. Animal print: I may be alone in this one, but i don't wanna **** a zebra. Jeans/pants that sag at the butt. C'mon ladies. Those fake puffy animal coats. Especially down here in SoCal. WTF? Hair up in a bun. Well.....It can be rocked if you're going with the sexy secretary/school teacher look, however. Conan the Barbarian Heels: You know what im talking about? The ones that wrap around your calves and make you look like you just walked off the set of 300? Those. Leave them in the store. Please.
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07-13-2010, 03:38 PM | #11 | |
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Oddly enough, I could go with this list.
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To be fair, that body could rock a clown suit and still be bangin'
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07-13-2010, 04:45 PM | #15 |
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I like girls with their own style. As long as you are confident and rocking it out, the rest takes care of itself....
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