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I've said it before, I'll say it again - the guy lacks any self-awareness whatsoever. There are people in this world that have done some very badass things and are/were amazing athletes even in their younger days. My old man's a white guy and he still has a few track records back in Troy, MO; but Hootie says white guys can't run. We're all fat lazy assholes that are jealous of him and his job as a bartender. Not to mention his myriad of life experiences as a drunken frat boi. Didn't you know that?
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But he's the only one that does it in every damn thread he's in. It's a ****ing travesty that he didn't win the douche of the year award. He's the archetype.
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03-03-2011, 08:37 AM | #4 |
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@ 6-1 & 235# i ran a 5 to 5.2. At game speed id chase your bitch ass down no matter how fast you thought you were. kill you.
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03-03-2011, 08:42 AM | #7 |
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My official 40 time my senior year was 4.65. However, it was hand timed and my coach even mentioned that he may have been a bit slow to start it. I guarantee I was probably close to (or even over) 5 if it had been computer timed.
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03-03-2011, 08:47 AM | #8 |
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went to school with a guy that ran a 3;53;32 mile. My cousins were both blazers. Got one now that goes sub 4.6 @ 240. kid is a beast.
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03-03-2011, 05:56 PM | #9 |
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That's Olympic speed in the mile. I believe our school record was a 4:26 mile set by a friend who's still running marathons to this day.
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03-03-2011, 08:50 AM | #10 |
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1984 I was clocked by two different coaches on the same run at 4.63 and 4.64 and I was a 225lbs
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03-03-2011, 08:55 AM | #11 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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I ran a 3.9 in combat boots while throwing a 90mph fastball at Hootie with my left hand.
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03-03-2011, 09:00 AM | #13 |
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I think I could run a 4.25 forty. Wait, that should have read 4:25.
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03-03-2011, 09:09 AM | #14 |
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I love watching Hootie make a fool of himself.
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03-03-2011, 10:29 AM | #15 |
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