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03-11-2015, 07:47 PM | #2 |
Gimme My Berries Back!
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Here it is again. He's just changing ponds I read. These golfers are actually laughing.
"If it's really cold you might not see one," Zada told ESPN. "But if there's any sunshine at all, it would be impossible for you play 18 and not see a gator." http://abcnews.go.com/US/photo-captu...ry?id=29558822 |
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03-11-2015, 07:48 PM | #3 |
Wasted away again...
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That's the bastard that took my hand!
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03-11-2015, 07:49 PM | #4 |
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Jesus ****.
I've seen them sticking their heads out of the water quite a bit when I've played in Florida, but never seen one on the goddamn green. Now, I have seen a black bear sunning himself on a green in Canada. That slows the pace of play a bit. |
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03-11-2015, 07:50 PM | #5 |
Fish are scared of me
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Huh, never done a gator !
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03-11-2015, 08:22 PM | #6 | |
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Pro tip: Chicken fat works as a great natural sunscreen. You should make sure to cover yourself in it to avoid the damaging sunsp's rays while you're on the course. |
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03-11-2015, 08:24 PM | #7 |
Mahomes or GTFO
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I directed a commercial shoot on a golf course in the 'Glades last spring. The caddies carry cattle prods, no bullshit.
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03-11-2015, 08:33 PM | #8 |
sorta mod-ish
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"Timmy, give me the lob wedge and the sawed off double barrel."
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03-11-2015, 08:35 PM | #9 |
Forever Royal
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Anyone here golf?
I had a close run in on the course with a skunk recently. It wasn't quite as big as the gator though.
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03-11-2015, 08:36 PM | #10 |
In Search of a Life
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I've seen them many times in south Florida or when we've played in the Carolinas
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03-11-2015, 08:53 PM | #11 |
Stuff & Things
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I'm in Nebraska and play golf all the time. The only thing you have to battle here are the "19th Hoes" and the Cougars at Tiburoun.
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03-11-2015, 10:19 PM | #12 |
In Search of a Life
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Don't really have that problem on AZ golf courses. Did see a big coyote once.
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03-12-2015, 02:45 AM | #13 |
Banned
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03-12-2015, 02:53 AM | #14 |
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I'd say this happens less than a hole-in-one; zero!
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03-12-2015, 03:00 AM | #15 | |
Itinerant degenerate.
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See a lot of deer on courses here in Southern Indiana. Never a gator though.
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