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View Poll Results: DOTY Round 1 - The KCChiefsFan 50/50 Region | |||
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie) | 47 | 37.60% | |
COchief | 22 | 17.60% | |
Thatguy | 30 | 24.00% | |
Setsuna | 45 | 36.00% | |
KC native | 31 | 24.80% | |
Frankie | 43 | 34.40% | |
DaKCMan | 25 | 20.00% | |
Direckshun | 29 | 23.20% | |
Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme) | 29 | 23.20% | |
Houstonwhodat | 31 | 24.80% | |
Icarus | 5 | 4.00% | |
InMem58 | 32 | 25.60% | |
JASONSAUTO | 14 | 11.20% | |
Kaepernick | 25 | 20.00% | |
Kaylore | 17 | 13.60% | |
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04-13-2013, 09:08 PM | #1 |
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Quit trying to douche it up while the contest is still going on. You're more transparent than an overly small condom with a big black dick stuffed in it. You'll get your fair shares believe me. You're like a politician during an election who gives a speech but beforehand has a "moment of silence" for whatever terrible thing is the most fresh in everyone's minds.
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04-13-2013, 09:11 PM | #2 | |
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I'm just bored at work...here for another 50 minutes... and then I'm going to go roofie some sluts...it's ****ing Mom's Weekend at the U of I so who knows...I may land myself a hot mom and a slutty daughter tonight |
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04-13-2013, 09:17 PM | #3 |
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When I was young I heard someone use the term roofie on television. I turned to my mom and asked her what it meant. Of course she didn't want to tell me. Which really got me interested. Like, shit, if she doesn't wanna tell me, it must be somethin good ya know? All she would tell me was it was a sex thing and I wasn't old enough. So for the longest time I made up the definition in my mind of what I thought it might be. I thought it meant a guy takes a girl up to a roof to rape them so nobody can see and then throws them off so she can't testify. I wasn't too far off really.
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04-13-2013, 08:56 PM | #4 |
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This one was easier to decide on than the last region. Only one person deserved a vote from me though.
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04-13-2013, 08:59 PM | #5 |
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houstonwhodat should win in a landslide. Nothing screams douche more than being proud of admitted frivolous lawsuits
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04-13-2013, 09:02 PM | #6 |
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That and not only watching SNL, but starting a billion threads about watching SNL.
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04-13-2013, 09:05 PM | #7 |
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yeah if I were to vote I'd vote Setsuna and houstonwhodat
and probably COchief for being a ****ing bundle of sticks |
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04-13-2013, 09:09 PM | #8 |
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Kaylore is a douche and run afficiando. He needs more votes.
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04-13-2013, 09:14 PM | #9 |
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COChief was dead wrong and douchy in such a big way in the Pit Bull thread.. he should be right on Hootie's heels.
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04-13-2013, 09:16 PM | #10 |
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lets all suck each other off
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04-13-2013, 09:19 PM | #11 |
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my mom was smart
she used to sprinkle very small increments in my cereal every morning when I was younger...increasing the amounts as my tolerance built now I'm completely immune to them so when I roofie a drink I can do the "see, look...it's fine" trick to a girl when buying/giving her a drink |
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04-13-2013, 09:21 PM | #12 | |
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04-13-2013, 09:23 PM | #13 |
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I used to lube up my condoms with liquid GHB just so even when they consented I'd still get them to pass out halfway through...
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04-13-2013, 09:26 PM | #14 |
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I can finish, but it's always awkward. I've always had a problem. Not with the sex, but the cumming. Guys in porns are always sayin "SHIT!" or "****! JESUS!" or "god DAMN IT SHIT" when they finish. I just can't do it. I feel like I shouldn't be allowed to enjoy myself at all when she's either getting slime on her or in her. So I always try to keep a straight face and stand there like I'm in line at the bank. I'm like an ejaculating statue.
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04-13-2013, 09:42 PM | #15 | |
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Yeah, the Hootie rape routine is still pretty funny to me. Particularly these two:
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