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Old 01-29-2016, 02:31 PM  
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O.city takes Vegas

Well, the little brother in law is 21 this week, so we're all heading to Vegas for some debauchery. One of my wifes close cousins flies the Walmart exects all around the world, so it looks like i'm gonna ditch my original flight and private jet to Vegas for the weekend.

I got a 30 year old bottle of Macallan from a colleague for doing some dental work on his wife, so i've torn in on that today.

Basically, i'm just rubbing all of your faces in the fact that i'm going to vegas this weekend and am drinking top shelf booze on my 4 days off. Oh and we're gonna get to enjoy a Sunday night of Sir Elton John. May throw my underwear on stage.


Oh and golf at the TPC Sawgrass in Florida next weekend.


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Old 01-29-2016, 10:34 PM   #16
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What does that exactly mean?
It means lil e dave got slurped by a toothless crack whore
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:40 PM   #17
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It means lil e dave got slurped by a toothless crack whore
I don't think you're familiar with Vegas hookers.

They're 99% more likely to be strippers, porn stars and ex-porn stars than toothless, old crack whores.
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:43 PM   #18
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All I know is that every time I go to Vegas, I end up paying a hooker. It is never my intention to pay a hooker.
Oh...I was just assuming that by your dire warning that they were all starting to carry scapels, ether and bags of ice.
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:44 PM   #19
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I don't think you're familiar with Vegas hookers.

They're 99% more likely to be strippers, porn stars and ex-porn stars than toothless, old crack whores.
You are not going to the right places bro.
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:45 PM   #20
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30 minutes in Ceasars, o.city is up a grand at the blackjack table.

And pgm, the wife is with me so no hookers. When I bring you out here, hookers everywhere
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:46 PM   #21
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All I know is that every time I go to Vegas, I end up paying a hooker. It is never my intention to pay a hooker.
How does that work by the way?

I've been in Vegas a shit ton of times and I have never seen a hooker. It was on business, but how have I gone all this time and missed this type of thing?

Perhaps I'm just naive.
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:50 PM   #22
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How does that work by the way?

I've been in Vegas a shit ton of times and I have never seen a hooker. It was on business, but how have I gone all this time and missed this type of thing?

Perhaps I'm just naive.
Never been drinking alone in the Bellagio lounge before, I see.
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:51 PM   #23
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How does that work by the way?

I've been in Vegas a shit ton of times and I have never seen a hooker. It was on business, but how have I gone all this time and missed this type of thing?

Perhaps I'm just naive.
Well I'm kidding. But I've been hit on by one every time for sure. The first time I didn't know what to make of it. I just thought I was getting lucky. So we agreed to just hang out for a few hours, I kinda played pimp, dudes thought we were a threesome couple, we played blackjack, she kept her earnings. We walked around arm in arm and she pointed out all the hookers. Literally 1/2 of the women in there was pointed out. It was unbelievable. You saw plenty of hookers. Some of those 'couples' were not what they seem. And chances are that single girl at the table is a hooker. Why else does she laugh at your stupid jokes?

We split when she got her first trick. Some sales guy from Cleveland. Atrocious balding.

She had her girlfriends name tattoo'd across her chest. Vegas baby!
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:52 PM   #24
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Never been drinking alone in the Bellagio lounge before, I see.
I miss the Imperial Palace...

It just ain't the same Vegas anymore.
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:53 PM   #25
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:57 PM   #26
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Kick some ass, man. Good for you.

I can't drink that, though. Buddy of mine drinks the Macallan 30 on special occasions. It was all I could do not to spit it out when he poured me some.
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Old 01-29-2016, 11:02 PM   #27
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How does that work by the way?

I've been in Vegas a shit ton of times and I have never seen a hooker. It was on business, but how have I gone all this time and missed this type of thing?

Perhaps I'm just naive.
What?

You've never once been approached by a working girl?

Hell, it happens every time I'm there and many offer one "On the house".

Go to any of the hot strip clubs and girls will offer to "buy them out" all night long.
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Old 01-29-2016, 11:06 PM   #28
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What?

You've never once been approached by a working girl?

Hell, it happens every time I'm there and many offer one "On the house".

Go to any of the hot strip clubs and girls will offer to "buy them out" all night long.
Nope.

Not once.
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Old 01-29-2016, 11:08 PM   #29
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Rub all you want man. That sounds great! Enjoy it my man. Watch for hookers. They are EVERYWHERE and have gotten quite aggressive. Put a C-note on red for me please. I'm good for it.

/no, don't do that.
Why don't 50 us of just throw in $100 each and we'll trust him to bet it for us?
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Nope.

Not once.
Wow.

I've even had hot hookers ask to hook up with me and my wife.

Sometimes, I've had them hit on me with my wife next to me at the bar.
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