What tha ...? 2nd day straight that the mormons come knocking

[Strongside]

I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by Strongside

I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Strongside

I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.

Worthless without pics. And not of the dildo.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Strongside

I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Worthless without pics. And not of the dildo.

- my mind went back that news footage of a drug bust, where the reporter is relating what went down and the CSI in the background strode out of the home with a ginormous dildo flopping out of the front of a box of stuff.

EDIT: Google is your friend, and googling 'drug bust dildo' isn't as scary as one might think.

[Braincase]

Originally Posted by Strongside

I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.

Damn. This post alone is worthy of the Hall.

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Braincase

Damn. This post alone is worthy of the Hall.

Seriously...the movie 'Problem Child' comes to mind.

[Hammock Parties]

That kid is my hero.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

I had JW knock on my door one day. They handed me something to read and I flipped to the very first page. Watchtower, huh? Not interested I said.

Someday I'm going to schedule a Mormon and a JW to come to my house at exactly the same time. I'm going to tell them that both of their belief systems sound very intriguing, but which one is the truth? I will then grab my bag of popcorn and sit back and enjoy.

[silver5liter]

They like to come to my apartment at around 930am, its always on days i get to sleep in. I just about flipped shit on them the first time, i stopped answering after that but they continue to come.

[NightHawk]

Had some Mormons come knocking on my door this morning for the first time in months.

I ignored them, they went away and went back to sleep.

[Silock]

They are looking for Manti Te'o's girlfriend.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

I lived in Utah four years. Its best if you keep quiet and carry on around them, especially the foot soldiers/door knockers.

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by Thatguy

I lived in Utah four years. Its best if you keep quiet and carry on around them, especially the foot soldiers/door knockers.

Or just walk back from the liquor store back to your hotel room with a 30 pack.

[Sassy Squatch]

Its time for a surprise dutch oven.

[AndChiefs]

Oddly enough...I've never been visited by a Mormon or JW.