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Old 08-13-2017, 12:16 PM  
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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***

AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel.

2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN


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Old 09-24-2018, 04:21 PM   #1336
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underrated part of that magic play: mahomes explaining to his OL how he creates chicken salad out of chicken shit

Gah, just look at him exhorting his troops like a seasoned veteran there... isn't he just dreamy?
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Old 09-24-2018, 05:24 PM   #1337
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Old 09-24-2018, 08:01 PM   #1338
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Smith has the most TDs in the NFCE. .



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That Throw is truly filthy. Just damn disgusting. Christ.

But credit Conley there for getting big and making the throw easy. So many chief receivers in the past just sprint to the goddamn corner and erase the angle in a split second. Then stand at the corner and expect the QB to put it on a dime because we are too stupid to make a target.
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Old 09-24-2018, 08:03 PM   #1339
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Richard Sherman's reaction of "WTH just happened here" is classic.
Have seen a lot of defenders do that in Mahomes' first 4 games
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Old 09-24-2018, 08:05 PM   #1340
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I literally burst out laughing at that play. ****ing unbelievable!
You don't think Mahomes is having fun out there do you?
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Old 09-24-2018, 08:09 PM   #1341
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Before he made that throw I yelled “he ****ing has somebody!!!” And then yelled “woooo!” After the td.

My 4 year old son yells “he ****ing had him alright “


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Old 09-24-2018, 09:32 PM   #1342
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Very few QB's would have done a damn thing on that play other than give up. I believe Matt Nagy said a year ago when the media asked about it. "His vision is INSANE." Throw in a quick release and some good protection from OL. Helps on a broken play like this one to make something good out of it.
Our previous QB would grab the ball and go fetal in that situation 10 out of 10 times.
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Old 09-24-2018, 09:48 PM   #1343
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He had a completely unremarkable, maybe 7 yard gain at some point in the 3rd quarter. I wish I'd have paid more attention to it but at the time it really seemed to mean nothing.

Guy looked off a safety and it just looked like habit. It was just what he does. That's what was so funny about it - guy was moving around the secondary like I'd tie my shoes. It wasn't this remarkable downfield strike for a TD, it was just a basic, hit my first read for a short gain on first down sort of slant that meant nothing.

And he was STILL looking guys off. He's just ridiculously good.
He doesnt only look them poff. He stets his feet as though as though hes going to throw to the decoy receiver, and then fires lasers to his intended receiver with uncanny accuracy.

........I have never... EVER seen a QB with 4 starts do what hes doing.

There arent many QBs who have ever played as well as he is right now.

That kind of ability with these kinds of weapons is unprecedented....

He is going to be in range of the TD record. He is too good for defenses to stop and the defense is going to force him to keep swinging for the fences

I cant believe this is the Chief's reality. I have to give this team some credit. They hit a homerun.
I feel like the Watkins signing is justified because of how good he is.
All these guys are gonna put up huge numbers.
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Old 09-24-2018, 09:51 PM   #1344
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He doesnt only look them poff. He stets his feet as though as though hes going to throw to the decoy receiver, and then fires lasers to his intended receiver with uncanny accuracy.

........I have never... EVER seen a QB with 4 starts do what hes doing.

There arent many QBs who have ever played as well as he is right now.

That kind of ability with these kinds of weapons is unprecedented....

He is going to be in range of the TD record. He is too good for defenses to stop and the defense is going to force him to keep swinging for the fences

I cant believe this is the Chief's reality. I have to give this team some credit. They hit a homerun.
I feel like the Watkins signing is justified because of how good he is.
All these guys are gonna put up huge numbers.
Yeah, I don't think they go out and get Watkins if Andy and Veach are not effin giddy about Mahomes.
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Old 09-24-2018, 09:52 PM   #1345
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Which is why Richard Sherman was so frustrated. The kid’s talent is flat out amazing.

Sportscenter said the scramble was 45 yards and throw was 30 yards. 75 yards of pure magic. It seems cliche but “magic” seems like the most accurate nickname for Pat.
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Old 09-24-2018, 09:54 PM   #1346
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Old 09-25-2018, 01:40 AM   #1347
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Old 09-25-2018, 01:50 AM   #1348
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Old 09-25-2018, 01:51 AM   #1349
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Old 09-25-2018, 02:08 AM   #1350
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Our previous QB would grab the ball and go fetal in that situation 10 out of 10 times.
Alex Smith became a huge ****ing sissy once he was conked in the head durring that @IND game. He stopped scrambling from that point on and went into fetal mode a lot.
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