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Old 02-17-2009, 10:35 AM   Topic Starter
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got the tax return today...need some advice!
And it's not on fun gear like guitars or stereo equipment! (Money has already been spent to pay off my credit card. Which means I can walk into any store and get whatever I want!!!!.)

Anyways!

I got my return and my wife's return e-filed to my account. I'm writing a check for $1,000 to her. On the check I want to put something in the "for." location on the check. I can't decide if I want to put "down payment for anal sex." or something else full of...."taste."

Any other ideas?
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:38 AM   #2
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:39 AM   #3
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:41 AM   #4
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I was hoping for something vulgar.......but my god......you're right!!!
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:39 AM   #5
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:40 AM   #7
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No need. We're talking a perk 24 year old 36-D rack.
Hmm. As a professional, I'm gonna have to see those, er, her, in order to help you out. You know, as a professional.
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:09 AM   #12
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Hmm. As a professional, I'm gonna have to see those, er, her, in order to help you out. You know, as a professional.
How much money you got?
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No need. We're talking a perk 24 year old 36-D rack.
Ok, how about, "Wife's Sister's Breast Enhancement Surgery."
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Ok, how about, "Wife's Sister's Breast Enhancement Surgery."



There's not any likeness. But pretty much the same idea. Nothing could make that appealing to me.
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