Chiefs Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 26 - MIAdragon versus Hangin'WithMahomes

**Rain Man** · 07-18-2018, 10:38 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - On a short school bus (no kids present) that is traveling on a 35 mph street with frequent stoplights
Starting Distance - 25 feet

MIAdragon

Main Weapon - Flail (handle with a chain and spiked metal ball on the chain)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 14 Minutes
Special Factors - Three giggling sorority girls in their underwear will attack you constantly with pillows beginning at t=0.

Hangin'WithMahomes

Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 11 Minutes
Special Factors - You and your opponent are both on 24-inch drywaller stilts that cannot be removed.

MarkDavis'Haircut · 07-18-2018, 10:39 AM

Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there?

I will take the flail all day.

**Rain Man** · 07-18-2018, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Carr4MVP

Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there?

I will take the flail all day.

They're definitely hot. And they're wearing sexy underwear, not that everyday stuff.

MarkDavis'Haircut · 07-18-2018, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

They're definitely hot. And they're wearing sexy underwear, not that everyday stuff.

I am still sticking with the medieval weapon.

**Rain Man** · 07-18-2018, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Carr4MVP

I am still sticking with the medieval weapon.

I hope no one hurts the girls. They're just having fun.

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-18-2018, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carr4MVP

Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there?

OF COURSE they're hot.....this is CP.

vailpass · 07-18-2018, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Hangin'WithMahomes

OF COURSE they're hot.....this is CP.

Sorry to hear about your small peen man. I don't know why Rainman thought it necessary to tell every body.

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-18-2018, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Sorry to hear about your small peen man. I don't know why Rainman thought it necessary to tell every body.

I'm pretty sure that will change in time. That's why I came to CP where all of the guys have 10" dongs, date super models, and are 6'4" tall.
If I read the forum rules correctly I need 100 posts for the 10", and then I get my first super model at 1,000.

Otter · 07-18-2018, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Hangin'WithMahomes

I'm pretty sure that will change in time. That's why I came to CP where all of the guys have 10" dongs, date super models, and are 6'4" tall.
If I read the forum rules correctly I need 100 posts for the 10", and then I get my first super model at 1,000.

You'll need to be here 1 year on top of the 100 posts at which time you'll get a PM with directions to be verified for the 10" penis.

Just follow the directions and look for the sign written in crayon that reads "CP Penis Measuring Room" on the hotel door.

MarkDavis'Haircut · 07-18-2018, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Hangin'WithMahomes

I'm pretty sure that will change in time. That's why I came to CP where all of the guys have 10" dongs, date super models, and are 6'4" tall.
If I read the forum rules correctly I need 100 posts for the 10", and then I get my first super model at 1,000.

I reached 1000 posts and no super model has arrived yet.

vailpass · 07-18-2018, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hangin'WithMahomes

I'm pretty sure that will change in time. That's why I came to CP where all of the guys have 10" dongs, date super models, and are 6'4" tall.
If I read the forum rules correctly I need 100 posts for the 10", and then I get my first super model at 1,000.

This guy gets it.

**ptlyon** · 07-18-2018, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carr4MVP

Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there?

I will take the flail all day.

One is Kathy Bates.

This place is slipping.

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-18-2018, 10:42 AM

Easy win here. The giggly college girls in their underbritches will have MIAdragon distracted enough that he drops his flail to catch a feel or three and I simply pick up the flail and beat him to death with it, and then attack said sorority girls with my own weapon....not the hammer.

**wazu** · 07-18-2018, 10:51 AM

Wearing stilts on a bus? This fight is a mess. Flail is going to be really tough to maneuver, and sorority girls sound like a significant problem.

TLO · 07-18-2018, 10:53 AM

This is a funny one to picture in my mind.

07-18-2018, 10:38 AM	Topic Starter
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3108491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 26 - MIAdragon versus Hangin'WithMahomes Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - On a short school bus (no kids present) that is traveling on a 35 mph street with frequent stoplights Starting Distance - 25 feet MIAdragon Main Weapon - Flail (handle with a chain and spiked metal ball on the chain) Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 14 Minutes Special Factors - Three giggling sorority girls in their underwear will attack you constantly with pillows beginning at t=0. Hangin'WithMahomes Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 11 Minutes Special Factors - You and your opponent are both on 24-inch drywaller stilts that cannot be removed.
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07-18-2018, 10:39 AM	#2
MarkDavis'Haircut MVP Join Date: Aug 2017 Casino cash: $4950400	Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there? I will take the flail all day.
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07-18-2018, 10:42 AM	#13
Hangin'WithMahomes Starter Join Date: Sep 2017 Casino cash: $10000400	Easy win here. The giggly college girls in their underbritches will have MIAdragon distracted enough that he drops his flail to catch a feel or three and I simply pick up the flail and beat him to death with it, and then attack said sorority girls with my own weapon....not the hammer.
Posts: 84

07-18-2018, 10:51 AM	#14
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $1992295 VARSITY	Wearing stilts on a bus? This fight is a mess. Flail is going to be really tough to maneuver, and sorority girls sound like a significant problem.
Posts: 27,889

07-18-2018, 10:53 AM	#15
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1704900	This is a funny one to picture in my mind.
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View Poll Results: Who wins?
MIAdragon	27	64.29%
Hangin'WithMahomes	15	35.71%
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll