Life Crying kids at restaurants - Page 8

tooge · 05-27-2018, 08:28 AM

I’m sitting here at Big Bisquit trying to enjoy a nice breakfast. I’m solo this am as the family slept in. So, I though a nice, peaceful breakfast out would be a great way to start the day.

Unfortunately, this family with 5 kids in the 1 to 7 age range is seated right next to me. The 3ish year old boy starts bitching and crying. Mom, who obviously hasn’t ever heard of birth control, seems to think it’s cute. It’s a good thing I’m hungry, because I’d like to jam my biscuit in the little rat bastards mouth. Meanwhile, the next older brother is coughing non stop and sounds like he has whooping cough.

Now, my peaceful breakfast sucks, I may need antibiotics, and my blood pressure is up.

Take your sick and crying kids outside people. ****ing idiots.

And no, I can’t choke them out.
Flame away

kccrow · 05-27-2018, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Kids cry sometimes. What are the parents supposed to do just never go anywhere? If you wanted a peaceful breakfast, you should have made it yourself and ate at home.

This. If you can't handle it, you're probably the one that shouldn't be going out to eat.

Stewie · 05-27-2018, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy

The old my kids were always angels but others no so much.

I hope your kids understand this, because I sure don't. Do they have a decoder ring?

**Baby Lee** · 05-27-2018, 03:31 PM

**HemiEd** · 05-27-2018, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

I was at a sports bar once watching the NFL games in a big booth and a couple with 3 kids sat down next to us. The kids were crawling on the floor over to and under our booth, running up and down the aisle, playing with toys on the floor tripping the waitstaff on several occasions. It was the biggest shit show and the couple was perfectly fine with it.

Junior wound up accidentally wearing an 7% ABV IPA the last time he crawled under the booth.

**HemiEd** · 05-27-2018, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead

fat people riding mobility scooters thru the grocery store isle piss me off more

It is a disgusting problem and it pisses me off more when they sit there stopped and blocking an aisle.

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

It's getting worse. I've seen two separate fat people riding segways down the sidewalk, presumably on their way home from work or school.

This country is going to be so fat in 20 years.

It has already happened. Fast food is the norm and the majority of people don't take responsibility for their own health. Just keep shoving that shit in and sit on that ass.

**Baby Lee** · 05-27-2018, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Msmith

We were blessed with four kids who behaved well in their young age. One time when we ate at McDonald, the town police chief sitting next to our table commented how well our kids behaved.

My wife always carried some crayons and coloring books in her purse. She provided the kids in drawing while we waited for the meals. Some restaurants provided those stuff as well.

Ultimately, kids who get rowdy at public places often get rowdy at home. It is up to the parent to teach the kids how to behave.

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

I always hate when my kids are missed behaving.

Particularly at a McDonald

**Rain Man** · 05-27-2018, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

It is a disgusting problem and it pisses me off more when they sit there stopped and blocking an aisle.

I'm not passing judgment on people in scooters because I may possibly need one someday. So I'll reserve my disdain for children, because I doubt that I'll ever become a child again.

Beef Supreme · 05-27-2018, 04:25 PM

ehhh...kids are kids and all, but sometimes the little ****ers turn into a ringwraith from lord of the rings and should be dealt with accordingly.

Nickhead · 05-27-2018, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm not passing judgment on people in scooters because I may possibly need one someday. So I'll reserve my disdain for children, because I doubt that I'll ever become a child again.

consider this an advance warning for if you ever do need a scooter

**Bob Dole** · 05-27-2018, 05:00 PM

I rarely go out to eat. The last time, I walked in and there were about 20 people in a large group and quite a few kids. I sat as far away as possible around a corner. 3 of the little ****ers decided to chase each other around squealing. About the 4th pass, I shouted HEY at the top of my lungs (I’m a little loud) and they ran away. A Dad came around the corner and I smiled and waved. They didn’t come squealing past any more.

Chief Pagan · 05-27-2018, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

A couple or three Bloody Marys would have fixed tooge’s problem.

Or:

sully1983 · 05-27-2018, 05:25 PM

Yeah crying kids at restaurants are annoying as hell. I'll add going to movies and these stupid parents bring them to PG 13 movies (face palm)
I remember seeing Jurassic World in theaters and it was hands down the worst theater going experience of my life. This idiot couple brought TWO of their little ones to it (one was a baby that wouldn't stop crying through out the film ). I wanted to throw my popcorn at them so badly .

Moral of the story , GET A ****ING BABYSITTER!!!!11

**srvy** · 05-27-2018, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sully1983

Yeah crying kids at restaurants are annoying as hell. I'll add going to movies and these stupid parents bring them to PG 13 movies (face palm)
I remember seeing Jurassic World in theaters and it was hands down the worst theater going experience of my life. This idiot couple brought TWO of their little ones to it (one was a baby that wouldn't stop crying through out the film ). I wanted to throw my popcorn at them so badly .

Moral of the story , GET A ****ING BABYSITTER!!!!11

Kids and dinosaurs thats a hard pass for me. If I ever did want to see that one its netflix all the way.

**Baby Lee** · 05-27-2018, 05:34 PM

I'm not usually one to complain about such things, but the last time I went to the theater [Force Awakens]. It was really nice with barcaloungers and whatnot [B&B's, Lee's Summit].

But the concessions apparently sell their nachos with the chips in those clear crinkly bags.

Throughout the entire first half of the movie I heard every moment of the consumption of a plate of nachos from the person in the lounger next to me.

The crinkle,
the grasp,
the pull,
the dip,
the chomp,
the chew.

Dear Lord, did it set me on edge.

I mention it largely because it arose out of the theater's concession decisions, not the particular fault of the customer.

BucEyedPea · 05-27-2018, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

I'm not usually one to complain about such things, but the last time I went to the theater [Force Awakens]. It was really nice with barcaloungers and whatnot [B&B's, Lee's Summit].

But the concessions apparently sell their nachos with the chips in those clear crinkly bags.

Throughout the entire first half of the movie I heard every moment of the consumption of a plate of nachos from the person in the lounger next to me.

The crinkle,
the grasp,
the pull,
the dip,
the chomp,
the chew.

Dear Lord, did it set me on edge.

I mention it largely because it arose out of the theater's concession decisions, not the particular fault of the customer.

I HATE when the person behind me kicks my seat constantly—same on an airplane.

05-27-2018, 08:28 AM
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3964112	Crying kids at restaurants I’m sitting here at Big Bisquit trying to enjoy a nice breakfast. I’m solo this am as the family slept in. So, I though a nice, peaceful breakfast out would be a great way to start the day. Unfortunately, this family with 5 kids in the 1 to 7 age range is seated right next to me. The 3ish year old boy starts bitching and crying. Mom, who obviously hasn’t ever heard of birth control, seems to think it’s cute. It’s a good thing I’m hungry, because I’d like to jam my biscuit in the little rat bastards mouth. Meanwhile, the next older brother is coughing non stop and sounds like he has whooping cough. Now, my peaceful breakfast sucks, I may need antibiotics, and my blood pressure is up. Take your sick and crying kids outside people. ****ing idiots. And no, I can’t choke them out. Flame away
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sully1983 Veteran Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: Baka Laka Daka street Casino cash: $9200400	Yeah crying kids at restaurants are annoying as hell. I'll add going to movies and these stupid parents bring them to PG 13 movies (face palm) I remember seeing Jurassic World in theaters and it was hands down the worst theater going experience of my life. This idiot couple brought TWO of their little ones to it (one was a baby that wouldn't stop crying through out the film ). I wanted to throw my popcorn at them so badly . Moral of the story , GET A ****ING BABYSITTER!!!!11
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05-27-2018, 05:34 PM	#119
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6838598	I'm not usually one to complain about such things, but the last time I went to the theater [Force Awakens]. It was really nice with barcaloungers and whatnot [B&B's, Lee's Summit]. But the concessions apparently sell their nachos with the chips in those clear crinkly bags. Throughout the entire first half of the movie I heard every moment of the consumption of a plate of nachos from the person in the lounger next to me. The crinkle, the grasp, the pull, the dip, the chomp, the chew. Dear Lord, did it set me on edge. I mention it largely because it arose out of the theater's concession decisions, not the particular fault of the customer. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
Posts: 95,642