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Old 02-16-2009, 06:02 PM   #1
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Speaking of hillbillies, did anyone else watch that show from a few days ago on 20/20 or Dateline about hillbillies in the Appalachian Mountains?

It was crazy - apparently everyone drinks Mountain Dew non-stop and the kids have major cavity problems. Also, incest is legit problem - this one guy they were following during this show got pissed at his brother for having sex with his half-sister.

It was nuts.
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:04 PM   #2
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Speaking of hillbillies, did anyone else watch that show from a few days ago on 20/20 or Dateline about hillbillies in the Appalachian Mountains?

It was crazy - apparently everyone drinks Mountain Dew non-stop and the kids have major cavity problems. .
Um, that's a national problem(not just with MD) with kids.
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:11 PM   #3
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Um, that's a national problem(not just with MD) with kids.
Not like this. There were 5 year olds with black and rotting teeth. They couldn't even smile. Literally everyone drank Mountain Dew, they even give it to babies.

If that's normal to you, then remind me not to relocate wherever you live.
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:13 PM   #4
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Not like this. There were 5 year olds with black and rotting teeth. They couldn't even smile. Literally everyone drank Mountain Dew, they even give it to babies.

If that's normal to you, then remind me not to relocate wherever you live.
I don't drink soda but man, I hate Mountain Dew.

Maybe that's where they got the name?

All the hillbillies drink the "Mountain Dew".
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:15 PM   #5
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I don't drink soda but man, I hate Mountain Dew.

Maybe that's where they got the name?

All the hillbillies drink the "Mountain Dew".


Never thought about that.
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:30 PM   #6
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All the hillbillies drink the "Mountain Dew".

Mountain Dew refers to grain alcohol....corn-squeezins'....white lightenin'...fire water...moon shine.



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Old 02-16-2009, 09:32 PM   #7
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Mountain Dew refers to grain alcohol....corn-squeezins'....white lightenin'...fire water...moon shine.
Ugh.

I haven't touched that stuff since high school.

Grain parties were hilarious. They're would be all these people saying "Hey, Grain's nothing! I can't even feel it!".

15 minutes later, everyone's passed out on the floor.
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:35 PM   #8
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Ugh.

I haven't touched that stuff since high school.

Grain parties were hilarious. They're would be all these people saying "Hey, Grain's nothing! I can't even feel it!".

15 minutes later, everyone's passed out on the floor.


Yeah, I remember the first time someone handed me a bottle of that stuff. I didn't understand what the big deal was. It didn't take us long to find out. You couldn't pay me to drink it now, I wouldn't be able to work for a week.
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Old 02-16-2009, 10:40 PM   #9
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Ugh.

I haven't touched that stuff since high school.

Grain parties were hilarious. They're would be all these people saying "Hey, Grain's nothing! I can't even feel it!".

15 minutes later, everyone's passed out on the floor.


I once knew this giant hippie guy (not very well, mind you, for I am upstanding) who stood probably 6.4 or so and weighed in at 350 at a minimum. Well, this giant hippie guy worked for another guy from Joplin who owned some bars around the area among other various entrepreneurial pursuits. Anyhow, from what I could tell, this giant hippie guy's basic job was to spend his days sitting behind a desk in some sort of outbuilding structure located by his boss's house in the country, answering phones, and shooting the bull with whoever just happened to drop by. The thing is that he kept a clear glass gallon jug of shine with him at all times. Without fail, and on each and every occasion in which I encountered this individual, he would heft up his jug by sort of twisting his wrist and cradling it in his elbow. Then he would throw his massive head back, pour about a cup and a half of that sh*t down his gullet, slam the jug down with a resounding thump, wipe the dribble off his beard with the back of his hand, and shout "Hooooeeeeooo!" at the top of his lungs. Remarkably, he would repeat these actions every 10 to 20 minutes or so - I swear to God - all friggin' day long.

Needless to say, I was both impressed and horrified. One day, he offered me a swig and, either out of concern for etiquette or fear, I felt compelled to accept. Well, Holy Mary Mother Of Jesus On The Train To Perdition, that sh*t was incredible. I could feel it burn like hot knives forged in the fires of Hell all the way down from the tip of my tongue to the ends of my toes. Within moments what was left of my rational mind accepted the fact that I had basically just quaffed an inordinate share of liquid death and stepped voluntarily through the looking glass into a brave new world comprised primarily of blurred images, slurred speech, and vomit. I swear, how this giant hippie dude could handle the sheer volume of devil's sweat he consumed in just an hour's time was an absolute miracle of nature, although I'm sure he's long since gone to the great revenuer in the sky. Farewell, giant hippie guy. You are not forgotten.

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Old 02-16-2009, 06:14 PM   #10
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Not like this. There were 5 year olds with black and rotting teeth. They couldn't even smile. Literally everyone drank Mountain Dew, they even give it to babies.

If that's normal to you, then remind me not to relocate wherever you live.
When I first read his reply I thought he was saying incest was a problem everywhere and I was like uhhhh, then I reread it.
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:07 PM   #11
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Speaking of hillbillies, did anyone else watch that show from a few days ago on 20/20 or Dateline about hillbillies in the Appalachian Mountains?

It was crazy - apparently everyone drinks Mountain Dew non-stop and the kids have major cavity problems. Also, incest is legit problem - this one guy they were following during this show got pissed at his brother for having sex with his half-sister.

It was nuts.
Thanks for that disturbing story.
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:12 PM   #12
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Speaking of hillbillies, did anyone else watch that show from a few days ago on 20/20 or Dateline about hillbillies in the Appalachian Mountains?

It was crazy - apparently everyone drinks Mountain Dew non-stop and the kids have major cavity problems. Also, incest is legit problem - this one guy they were following during this show got pissed at his brother for having sex with his half-sister.

It was nuts.
Ever see "Deliverance", Mr. eazyb81? I've spent time in some of those areas and can attest to the fact that some of that stuff is really, really real.

Generational behavior. Not unlike what we've seen in the inner cities as far as how certain behaviors most civilized peeps would reject are not only accepted, but passed down from one generation to the next. Spooooooky.

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Ever see "Deliverance", Mr. eazyb81? I've spent time in some of those areas and can attest to the fact that some of that stuff is really, really real.

Generational behavior. Not unlike what we've seen in the inner cities as far as how certain behaviors most civilized peeps would reject are not only accepted, but passed down from one generation to the next. Spooooooky.

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I have seen it, but always thought it was exaggerated. About a year ago I drove from Nashville to Charlotte and stopped for gas up in the mountains - saw some VERY odd people there that reminded me of the movie and I got out of there ASAP.
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I have seen it, but always thought it was exaggerated. About a year ago I drove from Nashville to Charlotte and stopped for gas up in the mountains - saw some VERY odd people there that reminded me of the movie and I got out of there ASAP.
I know exactly how you felt, Mr. eazyb81. Exactly. I have seen humans (if you can call them humans) who make the hair stand up on the back of your neck - just by looking at them. I swear to God that up in parts of the NC mountains live some of the strangest friggin' peeps in the world.

The really, really strange part is that, occasionally, you will see a very beautiful young girl or two amidst a gaggle of Neanderthals. When I see one, a part of my wants to rescue her and whisk her off to civilization and sell her to Playboy, or something.

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Ever see "Deliverance", Mr. eazyb81? I've spent time in some of those areas and can attest to the fact that some of that stuff is really, really real.

Generational behavior. Not unlike what we've seen in the inner cities as far as how certain behaviors most civilized peeps would reject are not only accepted, but passed down from one generation to the next. Spooooooky.

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