Misc Fellas! Have you ever faked an orgasm? - Page 6

Saccopoo · 10-12-2016, 11:15 AM

As I stated in pork belly thread, I'm currently seeing a girl who has taken it upon herself as a personal mission to try and purify all of the negative kharma that she's accumulated over her lifetime by sexing me into oblivion. Like she's a one woman Make a Wish Foundation/Disneyland combined and I'm the recipient of her amazing altruism.

I've been seeing her for about two months and at this point, I find myself lying to her about being busy on days that I am not just so I don't have to have any more sex.

She's really attractive, is willing to do anything (and I mean ANYTHING) and I am completely worn out. I have friction damage up and down the unit, my balls ache and she could teach fifth year proctologists lessons on how to stimulate the male prostate. I really can't take another vibrator shoved up my ass. Seriously.

Yesterday she's at my house an 9 am to 6 pm (because she decided to play hooky from work to have sex all day.) I'm worn out. So I decide to fake an orgasm in hoping that it would give me a brief reprieve. Bad idea. She takes that as a challenge to have it start all over again, so right into the oral sex combined with hand job into sex again. Oh, she also thinks that marijuana/THC is beneficial to helping fight cancer, so she keeps trying to get me high all the time.

I kinda experienced this before - right after I got divorced and I was dating a girl that was apparently attempting to **** whatever inner demons she had out of her. Stripped or broke every screw and bolt in my bed. She even laced my cocktail one night with ecstasy and viagra.

I'm kinda getting worn out and in my state, I'm not sure that's a good thing.

Recommendations?

Nickhead · 10-12-2016, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kman34

Simple... Add another woman to the mix.. when you are tired Those two can go at it... when you regain your strength it's a bonus threesome... Win win...

says kev from shameless

**LoneWolf** · 10-12-2016, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

But does your girlfriend let you PIIHB?

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

That makes you the ghey.

Guys have an asshole just like chicks.

Putting a dick in the butt is putting a dick in the butt.

And unless you let your girlfriend plow your ass with a strap-on, you are the hypocritical ghey, which is significantly worse than just a standard ghey.

Your girlfriends asshole is no different than yours or your buddies at work. You might as well just start sticking your dick in any ass if that's your thing.

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

I really can't take another vibrator shoved up my ass. Seriously.

So, either Saccopoo has really had a change of opinion about butt stuff, or his current story is a huge pack of lies. Which is it?

**DaneMcCloud** · 10-13-2016, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

So, either Saccopoo has really had a change of opinion about butt stuff, or his current story is a huge pack of lies. Which is it?

He's also stated that he has 3 to 6 months to live due to his brain tumor.

He's the wrong guy to call out.

Nickhead · 10-13-2016, 12:11 AM

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Pasta Little Brioni · 10-13-2016, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I don't know where you live, if you're married or in a relationship or are active in social media.

With that said, it's completely believable.

The generation just behind mine, thrives on sex, alcohol, legal mj and porn.

The future is bleak for Millennials and they live for the day.

He's a good story teller. Will give him that.

**LoneWolf** · 10-13-2016, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

He's also stated that he has 3 to 6 months to live due to his brain tumor.

He's the wrong guy to call out.

I wasn't calling him out as a liar. He very well could of had a change in attitude when it comes to his and his partners ass. I just posed the question.

**loochy** · 10-13-2016, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

So, either Saccopoo has really had a change of opinion about butt stuff, or his current story is a huge pack of lies. Which is it?

Things change.

Dayze · 10-13-2016, 06:13 AM

**Nzoner** · 10-13-2016, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

The generation just behind mine, thrives on sex, alcohol, legal mj and porn.

You nailed that one Dane,during fireworks and NFL season the gameroom gets frequented by these "kids" and oh my the stories etc.Going to have to get me a shirt that reads BAD GRANDPA

As for the topic question,hell no and I once had a gf a lot like this one but that was many many many many years ago

**ChiTown** · 10-13-2016, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

You nailed that one Dane,during fireworks and NFL season the gameroom gets frequented by these "kids" and oh my the stories etc.Going to have to get me a shirt that reads BAD GRANDPA

Me and you both, Brother!

Molitoth · 10-13-2016, 06:54 AM

Good for you Sacc! I dated a nympho back in the day and it was fantastic. I do recall faking an orgasm or two just so I could stop and give my poor dick a break. It's crazy how sore it can get after multiple orgasms.

Now, a lot of us married dudes are dealing with this shit: =(

https://youtu.be/0NeUXTEdAoc

booger · 10-13-2016, 06:59 AM

Toss a warm cup of yogurt on her jugs is the only advice I got dude!
Glad you're getting some fun in bud

obligatory watch your cornhole

**loochy** · 10-13-2016, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

The generation just behind mine, thrives on sex, alcohol, legal mj and porn.

The future is bleak for Millennials and they live for the day.

I thrive on sleep and food.

Pasta Little Brioni · 10-13-2016, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy

I thrive on sleep and food.

THIS

**RockChalk** · 10-13-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

The generation just behind mine, thrives on sex, alcohol, legal mj and porn.

The future is bleak for Millennials and they live for the day.

Can confirm. I'm 34 and live in a college town. And up until I started dating my fiance, it had become a free for all. It was impossible to go out and not get laid, unless you just flat out didn't want to. Furthermore, most of the girls were up for about anything. Nothing was off limits.

10-12-2016, 11:15 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Fellas! Have you ever faked an orgasm? As I stated in pork belly thread, I'm currently seeing a girl who has taken it upon herself as a personal mission to try and purify all of the negative kharma that she's accumulated over her lifetime by sexing me into oblivion. Like she's a one woman Make a Wish Foundation/Disneyland combined and I'm the recipient of her amazing altruism. I've been seeing her for about two months and at this point, I find myself lying to her about being busy on days that I am not just so I don't have to have any more sex. She's really attractive, is willing to do anything (and I mean ANYTHING) and I am completely worn out. I have friction damage up and down the unit, my balls ache and she could teach fifth year proctologists lessons on how to stimulate the male prostate. I really can't take another vibrator shoved up my ass. Seriously. Yesterday she's at my house an 9 am to 6 pm (because she decided to play hooky from work to have sex all day.) I'm worn out. So I decide to fake an orgasm in hoping that it would give me a brief reprieve. Bad idea. She takes that as a challenge to have it start all over again, so right into the oral sex combined with hand job into sex again. Oh, she also thinks that marijuana/THC is beneficial to helping fight cancer, so she keeps trying to get me high all the time. I kinda experienced this before - right after I got divorced and I was dating a girl that was apparently attempting to **** whatever inner demons she had out of her. Stripped or broke every screw and bolt in my bed. She even laced my cocktail one night with ecstasy and viagra. I'm kinda getting worn out and in my state, I'm not sure that's a good thing. Recommendations?
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Molitoth Mahomes Fanboi Join Date: Apr 2004 Casino cash: $2904969	Good for you Sacc! I dated a nympho back in the day and it was fantastic. I do recall faking an orgasm or two just so I could stop and give my poor dick a break. It's crazy how sore it can get after multiple orgasms. Now, a lot of us married dudes are dealing with this shit: =( https://youtu.be/0NeUXTEdAoc
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