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Old 10-12-2016, 11:15 AM   Topic Starter
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Fellas! Have you ever faked an orgasm?
As I stated in pork belly thread, I'm currently seeing a girl who has taken it upon herself as a personal mission to try and purify all of the negative kharma that she's accumulated over her lifetime by sexing me into oblivion. Like she's a one woman Make a Wish Foundation/Disneyland combined and I'm the recipient of her amazing altruism.

I've been seeing her for about two months and at this point, I find myself lying to her about being busy on days that I am not just so I don't have to have any more sex.

She's really attractive, is willing to do anything (and I mean ANYTHING) and I am completely worn out. I have friction damage up and down the unit, my balls ache and she could teach fifth year proctologists lessons on how to stimulate the male prostate. I really can't take another vibrator shoved up my ass. Seriously.

Yesterday she's at my house an 9 am to 6 pm (because she decided to play hooky from work to have sex all day.) I'm worn out. So I decide to fake an orgasm in hoping that it would give me a brief reprieve. Bad idea. She takes that as a challenge to have it start all over again, so right into the oral sex combined with hand job into sex again. Oh, she also thinks that marijuana/THC is beneficial to helping fight cancer, so she keeps trying to get me high all the time.

I kinda experienced this before - right after I got divorced and I was dating a girl that was apparently attempting to **** whatever inner demons she had out of her. Stripped or broke every screw and bolt in my bed. She even laced my cocktail one night with ecstasy and viagra.

I'm kinda getting worn out and in my state, I'm not sure that's a good thing.

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Old 10-12-2016, 11:19 AM   #2
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:19 AM   #3
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:20 AM   #4
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:22 AM   #5
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:23 AM   #6
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:29 AM   #7
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Old 10-12-2016, 12:25 PM   #8
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:35 AM   #9
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:38 AM   #10
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Plenty of pics. Videos...she likes the videos. A lot.
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:46 AM   #11
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:41 AM   #12
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:43 AM   #13
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Simple... Add another woman to the mix.. when you are tired Those two can go at it... when you regain your strength it's a bonus threesome... Win win...
Already been done. Twice. She likes girls a lot too.
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:49 AM   #14
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She's really sweet. And I don't want to hurt her feelings. She's really put a lot of effort into trying to make me feel happy through her own particular methodology.
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