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View Poll Results: Which THREE movie roles do you accept? (See ground rules in opening post.) | |||
A friendly big-band trombone player who solos and banters with the star during an on-stage musical number, in a musical | 4 | 7.84% | |
A sympathetic doctor who tells the protagonist that his best friend died in a drama | 6 | 11.76% | |
A battle-hardened French underground partisan who warns the hero about some sniper nests in a WWII movie. | 20 | 39.22% | |
A terrified person whose car won’t start as the monster approaches in a horror movie, then runs and escapes | 6 | 11.76% | |
A philosophical 7-11 clerk who chats with the protagonist in a quirky independent biopic dramedy film | 20 | 39.22% | |
A cocky rival fortune hunter who falls to an unseen death while chasing the hero in an adventure movie | 11 | 21.57% | |
A determined wounded police officer trapped behind a car door and engaging in a gunfight in a police action film. | 11 | 21.57% | |
A rough-hewn space freighter captain who rescues the hero in his crippled ship in deep space in a science fiction movie | 24 | 47.06% | |
A tough bartender who pours the hero a whiskey and chats with him in a western movie. | 19 | 37.25% | |
A silly zookeeper who gets trapped in a lion’s cage in a slapstick comedy | 3 | 5.88% | |
An eccentric hotel clerk who refuses a room to the hero in a quirky intellectual comedy | 10 | 19.61% | |
An opposing gangster who yells threats, fires some shots at the stars, and then runs away in a gangster movie. | 10 | 19.61% | |
The cool and collected ground control guy who does the final launch countdown in a space docudrama. | 17 | 33.33% | |
The resplendently-dressed ruler of a minor country who offers a royal wedding in a 17th-century European costume epic. | 6 | 11.76% | |
I wouldn't accept any of these roles. I'm holding out for a starring role. | 3 | 5.88% | |
I'm checking this option to note that I plan to make a porn joke in the thread. | 6 | 11.76% | |
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12-12-2014, 09:05 PM | #2 |
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Pardon me sir do you have any Grey Poupon?
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12-12-2014, 09:16 PM | #3 |
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your mind works in mysterious ways.
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12-12-2014, 09:20 PM | #4 |
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I accepted the roles of the 7-11 clerk, the french underground partisan, and the sympatheic doctor.
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12-12-2014, 09:22 PM | #5 |
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I want to be the inadvertent time traveler who winds up going back in time to the day of the 83 draft..... And then tries to convince a room full of "experts" to draft either Marino or Kelly instead of ****stick Blackledge!!
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12-13-2014, 12:53 AM | #6 |
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You can't **** with the space/time continuum.
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12-13-2014, 08:37 AM | #7 |
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PORN JOKE
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12-13-2014, 08:39 AM | #8 |
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Sure you can. Who would know?
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12-13-2014, 08:55 AM | #9 |
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These aren't Sony pictures are they?
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12-13-2014, 09:06 AM | #10 |
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Whatever movie Marvel makes next. Those guys haven't missed lately.
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12-13-2014, 09:07 AM | #11 |
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Oh, and maybe a movie where I get to make out with Laetitia Casta.
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12-13-2014, 09:18 AM | #12 |
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Guess I'll be seeing Bill Cosby soon.
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12-13-2014, 09:23 AM | #13 |
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Dude, all your polls and games are science projects.
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12-13-2014, 09:41 AM | #14 |
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Bartender, gangster, ground control.
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12-13-2014, 09:49 PM | #15 |
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Then I presume you must have selected the ground control guy?
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