****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[TribalElder]

That tip failure really hurt

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by tredadda

Apparently he has no faith that Mizzou can beat Ole Miss and/or aTm. If they can't do that why do they deserve to win the SEC East?

Assuming SCAR comes back, which they in all likelihood will, we'd have to win out. One loss sinks us.

But seriously, we're just competing to see who gets crushed by Alabama.

[TribalElder]

SC adjusted at halftime

**** you Georgia

Specifically defensive back #25

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by frazod

Assuming SCAR comes back, which they in all likelihood will, we'd have to win out. One loss sinks us.

But seriously, we're just competing to see who gets crushed by Alabama.

Agreed, but anything can happen. Mizzou could shock the world and beat Bama if they play. I actually think they could have a chance. It might be a small one, but a chance nonetheless.

[O.city]

MU can put up points on Bama. Look at what A&M did. MU's offense is every bit as good, if not better.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by O.city

MU can put up points on Bama. Look at what A&M did. MU's offense is every bit as good, if not better.

Even if it is better (which I disagree with), it's not as chaotic, and the sandlot nature of football that Manziel plays is one of the few ways to break down the Alabama defense.

Missouri needs to let its receivers outcompete the DBs for balls. There is not a group of receives anywhere on Earth, CFB or the NFL, with the size of Missouri's WRs.

[O.city]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Even if it is better (which I disagree with), it's not as chaotic, and the sandlot nature of football that Manziel plays is one of the few ways to break down the Alabama defense.

Missouri needs to let its receivers outcompete the DBs for balls. There is not a group of receives anywhere on Earth, CFB or the NFL, with the size of Missouri's WRs.

A&M might be better, simply because of Manziel and how he plays can give Bama fits.

But MU has more horses on the outside than A&M, and I think they can run the ball on Bama.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Gators shank a 30 yarder

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by O.city

A&M might be better, simply because of Manziel and how he plays can give Bama fits.

But MU has more horses on the outside than A&M, and I think they can run the ball on Bama.

If they run the ball on Bama, they'll be the first team all year that really has.

[O.city]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

If they run the ball on Bama, they'll be the first team all year that really has.

Alot will depend on Franklin I think, and I think MU's backs are pretty good.

Maybe not that good, but I hope to get a chance to see.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Really?

You're ****ing infuriating.

The very worst of us....

I just tell it like it is. If you want to keep burying your head that's fine.

[TribalElder]

SC just posted a 6-2 and is in the clubhouse

We have to par out to win the match

Who likes our chances here

[kepp]

Thanks for nothing Georgia & Florida
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[TribalElder]

Originally Posted by kepp

Thanks for nothing Georgia & Florida
Posted via Mobile Device

For sure,

Someone gif up the 4th and 15 TD by SC followed by the doink FG followed by the tipped Georgia TD fail followed by....

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I just tell it like it is. If you want to keep burying your head that's fine.

I apologize for singling you out. I just hate that defeatist attitude.

Mizzou needs to win the next two games.

That's it.

I guess I'm just more optimistic about their chances to do that than most people.