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And think of all those things you never tried 'cause they'd kill you in 20 years.
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Don't **** with the aged 65+. The "Life in prison" is not much of a determent now.
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Wait? I'm 65 now. My dick isnt going to work anymore? When does this happen?
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03-29-2024, 10:06 AM | #5 |
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At our job, we always put the blame for any discovered problem on the guy who most recently left the company. "Mosbonian was supposed to take care of ordering those parts - that's why production is down." "Mosbonian clearly entered this data incorrectly, it'll take me a couple days to straighten this out to where I can work with it."
You may or may not have been the GOAT, but you're a scapegoat now.
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Congrats brother , Enjoy Freedom!
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Ok....the Good Friday became a really good Friday.
Retirement day came and I went to the office...worked 2 hours, sent my farewell email to my team and then turned off my laptop. I Gathered all my equipment from the desk and turned and put it in my Director's office. I then walked down to the Office Managers office and turned in my badge. So now, as of 2 PM today I became officially retired. You can't see it but trust me...there is a nice big smile on my face. |
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