Movies and TV American Horror Story - Page 24

**The Bad Guy** · 10-20-2015, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Hawk

So Gaga is a vampire... right?

Yes. Not a traditional one. She has a disease and doesn't grow fangs.

I'm enjoying it so far.

ModSocks · 10-20-2015, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Yes. Not a traditional one. She has a disease and doesn't grow fangs.

I'm enjoying it so far.

She suffers from uglyfacebutniceass-itus.

DJ's left nut · 10-15-2015, 02:31 PM

Still watching; I think the show has gotten progressively worse - I didn't even finish Freakshow.

But this season has a little more promise to it - reminds me a little more of season 2 where there has to be some story in there (as opposed to season 4 which was pretty much just "hey, look at all this nasty shit").

And if they decide that they're going to skip having a story, at least they appear to be going with "hey, look at all this softcore porn" which is at least more interesting to watch. Because Gaga's ass is no joke, man. The rest of her is pretty much a hideous man-beast but that ass is legit.

frankotank · 10-15-2015, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Gaga's ass is no joke, man. The rest of her is pretty much a hideous man-beast but that ass is legit.

YEP!
I actually cringed a few times during the foursome scene cause....YIKES!

**Gonzo** · 10-15-2015, 09:28 PM

I binge watched last season on Netflix, (carnies are cool).
It was ok. They really shouldn't have present day music in a 50's era show but whatever.
I can already tell you one thing...
You take out an awesome actress like Lange and put in lady ****ing gaga? The show is going to suck a fat cock.

Chiefnj2 · 10-16-2015, 08:57 AM

The show isn't scary. There is no buildup of tension. It has good ideas that are poorly executed. Having someone sewn into the mattress is a good idea, but it just ended abruptly. You didn't care about the German tourists. Same thing with the drill dildo. It's just a series of "how can I shock the audience" scenes.

dlphg9 · 10-16-2015, 09:01 AM

Show is dumb as hell. I was watching the 2nd episode and couldn't finish it, so incredibly dumb. No point to the show at all. Just like what Chiefnj2 said, all they are doing is trying to shock the audience.

ModSocks · 09-20-2018, 12:39 PM

Does this show know how to NOT be gay?

Jesus. My wife and I quit this show after the first few episodes of that "Hotel" travesty, then came back for this latest season thinking it looked interesting and maybe they got over shoving their constant gay crap in your face.

1st episode looked promising, then the 2nd episode and they're back with their gay sex scenes again.

My god...give it a rest already.

I want to see a horror story, not a gay snuff film. And they couldn't be bothered to leave their political crap out of it either.

Deberg_1990 · 09-18-2019, 08:15 PM

AHS 1984 premiering right now!

Let’s throw it back to early 80 horror. Jason style!

ModSocks · 09-20-2019, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

AHS 1984 premiering right now!

Let’s throw it back to early 80 horror. Jason style!

It's AHS.

Their version of "Jason Style" would include butt-****ing dudes to death.

Pepe Silvia · 09-20-2019, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

It's AHS.

Their version of "Jason Style" would include butt-****ing dudes to death.

I guess it was a good move to never watch a single episode of AHS until two nights ago.

10-15-2015, 02:31 PM	#3
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $2849099	Still watching; I think the show has gotten progressively worse - I didn't even finish Freakshow. But this season has a little more promise to it - reminds me a little more of season 2 where there has to be some story in there (as opposed to season 4 which was pretty much just "hey, look at all this nasty shit"). And if they decide that they're going to skip having a story, at least they appear to be going with "hey, look at all this softcore porn" which is at least more interesting to watch. Because Gaga's ass is no joke, man. The rest of her is pretty much a hideous man-beast but that ass is legit. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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10-16-2015, 08:57 AM	#6
Chiefnj2 In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2007 Casino cash: $7873688	The show isn't scary. There is no buildup of tension. It has good ideas that are poorly executed. Having someone sewn into the mattress is a good idea, but it just ended abruptly. You didn't care about the German tourists. Same thing with the drill dildo. It's just a series of "how can I shock the audience" scenes. __________________ Mismanaging the clock.
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10-16-2015, 09:01 AM	#7
dlphg9 MVP Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $2019653	Show is dumb as hell. I was watching the 2nd episode and couldn't finish it, so incredibly dumb. No point to the show at all. Just like what Chiefnj2 said, all they are doing is trying to shock the audience.
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09-20-2018, 12:39 PM	#8
ModSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $4164563	Does this show know how to NOT be gay? Jesus. My wife and I quit this show after the first few episodes of that "Hotel" travesty, then came back for this latest season thinking it looked interesting and maybe they got over shoving their constant gay crap in your face. 1st episode looked promising, then the 2nd episode and they're back with their gay sex scenes again. My god...give it a rest already. I want to see a horror story, not a gay snuff film. And they couldn't be bothered to leave their political crap out of it either. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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09-18-2019, 08:15 PM	#9
Deberg_1990 In Search of a Life Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Antonio Tx. Casino cash: $3864454	AHS 1984 premiering right now! Let’s throw it back to early 80 horror. Jason style! __________________ Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning: Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down. One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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