This Pretty Girl Was Seeking A Rich Husband

[R8RFAN]

The following is what a women posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
http://www.worthytoshare.com/pretty-...ker-priceless#

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by srvy

Whats a JP Morgan CEO doing reading posts on a dating site? I'm call Bull on this one. My guess the reply is from a 7-11 employee on break in the back room.

Yeah, probably.

I know how to spell the word 'advise' better than a typical worker at 7-11.

[luv]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yeah, probably.

I know how to spell the word 'advise' better than a typical worker at 7-11.

First thing I caught.

[TripleThreat]

Why is there a 500k$ banker on a dating forum site? 20$ says the reply was from a 20 year old teen in his moms basement who spent a hour writing the reply.

[Lex Luthor]

http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp

[Reaper16]

It reads like an average guy on Reddit had a realization halfway through the semester in a basic finance course.

[Gadzooks]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I know how to spell the word 'advise' better than the CEO of J.P. Morgan.

After that he says: "This has better chance than finding a rich fool." - WTF?

Up until "advice" it was an enjoyable read. How he did talk english after it said was no good.

[Easy 6]

This one may have been proven fake, but there is an actual website out there for this scenario, don't quote me on this but I think its "sugardaddy.com"

Lotta desperate, pathetic and rich mfers out there... apparently.

[Jamie]

Originally Posted by 3rd&48ers

I'm pretty sure this is Anne Hathaway.

[GloryDayz]

This is played-out equally at many levels... I recall talking to one Navy fighter pilot's wife who was soon to be an ex-wife, who was oddly angry that she was being "dumped" for what was suspected to be a younger model. She forget that she married a fighter pilot, used her looks, mouth, lips, legs and touch to seal the deal, then became what's called a "Mrs. ChaChesta" in the process (if you're aren't close to it, you prolly aren't familiar with the term). What she missed is that he was not only STILL a fighter pilot, but the XO of a fighter squadron, and she was sagging like drop tanks. For a stay-at-home Mom with both kids in school and a nanny, a gym membership, and a home gym, that seemed sad. After two kids he was flying faster than ever, shooting better missiles, and had pretty-much the same beach bunny hopping his dick (this time with a totally shaved pussy and modern skills) than he did some 20 years before; and she was sagging at the eyes, tits and ass... He was a centurion, she looked like she was from the last century! Yeah, he was better, she now sucked (and not dick)!

She was angry...

[GloryDayz]

Would do........

[TEX]

$500K income and the guy cant spell....

[tk13]

I heard this was written by George Carlin.

[TripleThreat]

Originally Posted by GloryDayz

This is played-out equally at many levels... I recall talking to one Navy fighter pilot's wife who was soon to be an ex-wife, who was oddly angry that she was being "dumped" for what was suspected to be a younger model. She forget that she married a fighter pilot, used her looks, mouth, lips, legs and touch to seal the deal, then became what's called a "Mrs. ChaChesta" in the process (if you're aren't close to it, you prolly aren't familiar with the term). What she missed is that he was not only STILL a fighter pilot, but the XO of a fighter squadron, and she was sagging like drop tanks. For a stay-at-home Mom with both kids in school and a nanny, a gym membership, and a home gym, that seemed sad. After two kids he was flying faster than ever, shooting better missiles, and had pretty-much the same beach bunny hopping his dick (this time with a totally shaved pussy and modern skills) than he did some 20 years before; and she was sagging at the eyes, tits and ass... He was a centurion, she looked like she was from the last century! Yeah, he was better, she now sucked (and not dick)!

She was angry...

I like read this, but i just dont understand, fuk bro honestly help me understand cause this is too intelligent but sounds spot on lol

[Sannyasi]

And that J.P. Morgan CEO was Albert Einstein.

[TimBone]

That bitch better do the laundry! Amirite, R8ers?