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Be Kind To Your Pets
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He Loves His Van...
We need to know what model it was...I see a Ford Commercial in the future...
http://www.kmbc.com/news/man-arreste...t%20Type=Story A Dayton, Ohio, man was arrested Tuesday after he tried to have sex with a parked van, police said. Michael Henson, 35, faces public indecency charges. Police said they believe he was under the influence of narcotics when he was arrested. According to a Dayton police report, the incident happened around 8 p.m. Tuesday in the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street. Witnesses told police that Henson, who was only wearing shorts and socks, pulled down his pants and began having sex with the front grill of a vehicle parked on the street. One witness told police that the act went on for a short time, then Henson passed out in the yard, the police report states. Henson is being held in the Montgomery County jail. |
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08-18-2016, 11:29 AM | #2 |
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot OVER!
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This should of happened in Florida
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08-18-2016, 11:33 AM | #3 |
In Search of a Life
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The van wanted it.
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08-18-2016, 11:34 AM | #4 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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The van was asking for it. Talk about a low end slump buster.
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08-18-2016, 11:34 AM | #5 |
Cheat Death
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Sounds like a helluva Odyssey.
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08-18-2016, 11:37 AM | #6 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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"And I made love to my Chevy van and that's alright with me"
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08-18-2016, 11:40 AM | #7 |
In Search of a Life
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08-18-2016, 11:42 AM | #8 |
Cheat Death
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He took his Chevy to the levy and went in dry.
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08-18-2016, 11:47 AM | #9 |
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the grill? does that count as oral?
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08-18-2016, 11:48 AM | #10 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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It that's the case he will be aquitted
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08-18-2016, 11:53 AM | #11 |
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He sure gave that van an extra coat of wax.
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08-18-2016, 11:57 AM | #12 |
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I wonder if this is the sexy bitch that enticed this poor guy?
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08-18-2016, 11:59 AM | #13 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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08-18-2016, 12:05 PM | #14 |
In BB I trust
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If it's got tits or tires, it'll give you trouble...
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08-18-2016, 12:08 PM | #15 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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