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Old 06-28-2017, 06:17 PM  
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Minnesota woman charged with fatally shooting boyfriend in failed YouTube video stunt


A 19-year-old woman shot at a book her boyfriend was holding against his chest, killing him at close range outside their northwestern Minnesota home in what was a video-recorded stunt gone awry, according to a criminal complaint filed Wednesday.
Monalisa Perez was charged with second-degree manslaughter in Norman County District Court and remains in a regional jail in Crookston in connection with the shooting Monday night in Halstad of 22-year-old Pedro Ruiz III.
Perez, who is pregnant, appeared from the jail by video at a Norman County court proceeding Wednesday. She posted $7,000 cash bail and was released late Wednesday afternoon.
Ruiz held up the book — described by County Attorney James Brue as a hardcover encyclopedia — and Perez pulled the trigger on a .50-caliber Desert Eagle pistol, trying to see whether the bullet would go through, according to the criminal complaint.
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Old 06-29-2017, 12:04 AM   #31
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Frazod tried that but used a refrigerator.


That might go through a couple of refrigerators. I've shot one of those before. That's a serious round.
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:46 AM   #32
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Not that the desert eagle is much smarter, but when I read the thread title, I thought it was talking about
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:53 AM   #33
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Old 06-29-2017, 06:03 AM   #34
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Old 06-29-2017, 06:04 AM   #35
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:02 AM   #36
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This isn't going to help his career as a door to door encyclopedia salesman.
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When you look up stupid in the encyclopedia, you don't see a picture of him because there's a big bullet hole in it.
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At least she was smart enough to try it out on a dummy first.
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:23 AM   #37
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Not that it would have mattered but I wonder what volume he used. The 'Z' volume is pretty thin.
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:24 AM   #38
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Not that it would have mattered but I wonder what volume he used. The 'Z' volume is pretty thin.
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:26 AM   #39
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:27 AM   #40
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:41 AM   #41
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That's a big ol' pistol. Maybe her mistake was using a volume that's smaller, like Q, when she should have used something thick like the M volume.
It drives me nuts when people say "uhhh" every three words.

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Old 06-29-2017, 10:10 AM   #42
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After shooting it there is not that much left.....
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If he had read said encyclopedia he would be alive today.
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:55 AM   #45
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On a physics note, I'm curious about the ability to hold an encyclopedia that's being shot by a .50 caliber bullet. Even if the encyclopedia could stop the bullet, it seems like you'd come out of it with two fractured thumbs and a massive encyclopedia-shaped bruise on your chest. Could a person really hang onto a book in that situation?

I recognize that they probably weren't thinking that far ahead, so this question isn't about the people involved. It's a physics question.
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