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Old 11-01-2011, 02:36 PM  
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It's a dolphin wearing a helmet.... SERIOUSLY?


WHO CAN TAKE SUCH THINGS SERIOUSLY?

The thing has ****ing ear holes, as if the dolphin can reach up to take off the helmet.

Guess what, bitches. It can't reach.

It has no elbows.

No forearms.

No FINGERS.

THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T PICK A ****ING DOLPHIN TO BE YOUR MASCOT.

The best/worst thing?

It's GRIMACING.

Listen, I know dolphins actually kill more people per year than jungle cats or whatever, but because they're hungry, indifferent, shitty animals.

NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE MAD.

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

WHERE on the field is a dolphin supposed to go?

The guy can't CARRY, THROW, RECEIVE...

He can't do shit for defense BECAUSE THE GAME TAKES PLACE ON LAND.

THERE IS NO POINT TO THIS USELESS BULLSHIT.

The helmet that he wears? IT ISN'T EVEN A DOLPHINS HELMET.

You could have had some cool Russian dolls thing by putting a dolphin inside a dolphin infinitely.

At least then you'd make an artistic statement about the infinite stupidity of your mascot.

But instead YOU PUT A ****ING ORANGE "M" ON IT.

I ASSUME that stands for Miami.

Though I suppose it could be "mammal"? I don't know. ITS ****ING STUPID.

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Old 11-01-2011, 02:55 PM   #16
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Old 11-01-2011, 02:56 PM   #17
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Old 11-01-2011, 02:58 PM   #18
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Old 11-01-2011, 02:58 PM   #19
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I always thought they should be the Cubans or the Speedos.
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Old 11-01-2011, 02:59 PM   #20
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Old 11-01-2011, 02:59 PM   #21
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Not everyone can be badass. Lets look at some other very non badass mascots.
1. Dolphins: Very well stated above
2. Ravens: They eat dead stuff, and I've killed many with a pellet gun. You taking a chief down with a pellet gun? didn't think so.
3. Seahawks: Come on man. There's great white sharks there and they are seahawks?
4. Broncos: Chiefs rode broncos and trained them to do menial tasks. Enough said.
5. Rams: I've shot one of those too. Might as well be the St. Louis Deer. Lame.
6. Cardinals: Come on man.
7. Colts: See broncos.
8. Titans and Giants are fictitious. Unless you are 5 years old and afraid of giants, weak
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Old 11-01-2011, 03:00 PM   #22
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Ear holes are for removing your helmet? Maybe the helmets they made you wear on the short bus Direckshun. On football helmets ear holes are for.....your ears.
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Old 11-01-2011, 03:04 PM   #23
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Old 11-01-2011, 03:04 PM   #24
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Old 11-01-2011, 03:05 PM   #25
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Ear holes are for removing your helmet? Maybe the helmets they made you wear on the short bus Direckshun. On football helmets ear holes are for.....your ears.
I would assume their primary purpose is so you can hear with a helmet on, but they are commonly used in the removal of helmets as well.
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Old 11-01-2011, 03:12 PM   #26
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If they wanted to name their team after something really menacing, they should call them the Miami Elderly Drivers.
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Old 11-01-2011, 03:14 PM   #27
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I would assume their primary purpose is so you can hear with a helmet on, but they are commonly used in the removal of helmets as well.
Huh, if you've seen it I'm not going to doubt you.
I never removed my helmet using ear holes. Never saw anyone else do it either. I've never seen anyone do it live or on TV. Hell it doesn't seem possible.
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Not everyone can be badass. Lets look at some other very non badass mascots.
1. Dolphins: Very well stated above
2. Ravens: They eat dead stuff, and I've killed many with a pellet gun. You taking a chief down with a pellet gun? didn't think so.
3. Seahawks: Come on man. There's great white sharks there and they are seahawks?
4. Broncos: Chiefs rode broncos and trained them to do menial tasks. Enough said.
5. Rams: I've shot one of those too. Might as well be the St. Louis Deer. Lame.
6. Cardinals: Come on man.
7. Colts: See broncos.
8. Titans and Giants are fictitious. Unless you are 5 years old and afraid of giants, weak
Shall we have a go at native americans being beaten soundly and confined to a reservation, never again to make it to the promised land except as spectators?
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Old 11-01-2011, 03:18 PM   #30
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Shall we have a go at native americans being beaten soundly and confined to a reservation, never again to make it to the promised land except as spectators?
...by a bunch of cowboys?

Or how about the Chiefs and Redskins getting diseases from blankets given to them by colonial patriots?
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