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View Poll Results: What is a truck, not a truck
1 is a truck 2 3.08%
1 is not a truck 51 78.46%
2 is a truck 1 1.54%
2 is not a truck 53 81.54%
3 is a truck 1 1.54%
3 is not a truck 53 81.54%
4 is a truck 2 3.08%
4 is not a truck 52 80.00%
5 is a truck 58 89.23%
5 is not a truck 6 9.23%
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Old 10-30-2015, 05:09 PM  
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What is a truck?

I am on the coach and a little bored.

I get mad when some people call their SUV a truck.

My BIL called his Audi a truck.
I had a friend called his Ford a truck.
I saw a bumper sticker that said "Sorry boys, trucks are for girls" ON A JEEP COMPASS (with a man driving.
I own a Ram 1500 Pickup truck.

What is a truck? What is not a truck?

1. Audi Q7


2. Ford Escape


3. Jeep Compass


4. Subaru Outback (sorry George)


5. Ram 1500



Don't get me started on a shed vs. barn
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Old 10-30-2015, 05:47 PM   #16
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Old 10-30-2015, 05:56 PM   #17
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Old 10-30-2015, 05:57 PM   #18
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Old 10-30-2015, 05:58 PM   #19
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I've been in debates with my redneck friends about this very thing many times.

Some of them even argue that my Avalanche is not a real truck since the bed isn't "separate" from the cab. It's more like a suburban to some of them I suppose.

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Old 10-30-2015, 06:07 PM   #20
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None of the above.

This is a truck. It is a piece of shit, but it's a truck.

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Old 10-30-2015, 06:08 PM   #21
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The essence of a truck is transporting inanimate object [loads].

#5 has the most clearly delineated load area.
Any of the other four could qualify if the rearward area is open for load carriage. If it's filled with seats and kids and books and games, etc. It's an automobile or car.

It might be more concise to refer to the first four configured for load carrying as a transport van.
The Missouri state highway patrol only classifies anything with an open bed a truck. No permanent top at all.
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Old 10-30-2015, 06:10 PM   #22
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Buehler-I remember that. It is definitely a truck. No argument

Dred-An avalanche is more a truck than and SUV. With an open bed when needed.
The old Ford Apache was like the Avalanche. A suburban is not a truck.
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Old 10-30-2015, 06:13 PM   #23
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None of the above.

This is a truck. It is a piece of shit, but it's a truck.

That's a semi tractor trailer combo.
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Old 10-30-2015, 06:22 PM   #24
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None of the above.

This is a truck. It is a piece of shit, but it's a truck.

A lot of my truck driving buddies refer to their big rigs as tractors.
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Old 10-30-2015, 06:31 PM   #27
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A truck has a bed. End of thread
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Old 10-30-2015, 06:34 PM   #29
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If it doesn't have an open bed, it's not a truck. Pretty simple.

The only gray area is vehicles like this. Then you have to get more detailed about chassis, because I don't think these are trucks.

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