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Old 09-16-2014, 11:34 AM  
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A Texas teen employed at a Papa Murphy's pizza franchise faces criminal charges after a customer caught him in the act of rubbing his scrotum on an uncooked stuffed-crust Hawaiian pizza that he'd ordered, according to the Austin American-Statesman.

When the customer asked Austin Symonds how old he was, he replied that he was 18, KEYE reports.

"So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone's pizza," the customer said, according to the station.

"Yes," Symonds replied. "Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid."

Symonds was apparently upset that an order had come in just before closing time. He allegedly admitted to police that he'd probably have fulfilled the order with the tainted pizza if he hadn't been caught.

Symonds is charged with tampering with a consumer product. He was released on $10,000 bail.

Papa Murphy's is a Washington-based chain that makes take-and-bake pizza.

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Old 09-16-2014, 11:37 AM   #2
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How does a pizza dough boy come up with $10,000.oo for bail money?
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:38 AM   #3
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:39 AM   #4
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My cousin worked for pizza hut back in the nineties, and one of his fellow employees was caught making love to the pan dough one morning.
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:41 AM   #5
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:43 AM   #6
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I know it shouldn't matter, but this is why I never **** with a place right before they're closing.

It's also why I don't take part in huge group orders at work. I'll hear these dumbasses around me calling in mass orders, making all kinds of special requests, being all rude about it. Nope, I'll handle my own food intake, enjoy your curly hairs.
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:43 AM   #7
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:45 AM   #8
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:47 AM   #9
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:48 AM   #10
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:49 AM   #11
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:49 AM   #12
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:53 AM   #13
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They make the pizza right in front of you. lol. clearly the customer saw it. Did he try to time it real quick when the guy looked away or something?
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