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Old 04-17-2023, 08:07 PM   #1
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The worst thing about getting old is if you see each other naked the last thing on your mind is sex.
Well my wife is 8 years younger than me so she still rocks! She is 52 and fine as wine! Kids are all gone so it is just her and I
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Old 04-17-2023, 10:19 PM   #2
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The worst thing about getting old is if you see each other naked the last thing on your mind is sex.
My wife is still hot as hell... We do it every Sunday nite...
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Old 04-17-2023, 10:24 PM   #3
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[QUOTE=Kman34;16906296]My wife is still hot as hell... We do it every Sunday nite...[/QUOTE.
We used to do it all the time nowadays I’m lucky if I get it twice a day.
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Old 04-18-2023, 08:25 AM   #4
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My wife is still hot as hell... We do it every Sunday nite...
Photos or it didn't happen. Videos would be acceptable as well.
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:58 AM   #5
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I had to download a magnifying glass app to read fine print. And buy a set of cheaters to keep in every vehicle. That's the worst part of getting old so far for me. But I'm sure this thread will bring up issues to annoy me that I haven't noticed yet.
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Old 04-12-2023, 11:06 AM   #6
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Old 04-12-2023, 11:09 AM   #7
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Your age every day should be Saturday
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Old 04-12-2023, 11:17 AM   #8
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after about 5 minutes they sent me and the dog back to the front porch.
They handled it though
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Old 04-12-2023, 12:14 PM   #9
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Old 04-12-2023, 11:07 AM   #10
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:21 PM   #11
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I mowed my yard today. I felt fine when I started, felt fine while I was mowing but 30 minutes after I finished my side suddenly starting hurting like the devil. (Also we cuss a lot. I guess our filters are worn out by now).
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:23 PM   #12
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Old 04-11-2023, 09:29 PM   #14
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