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07-05-2015, 10:40 AM | #2 |
Oh yeah..... you like that
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or it was a fun bad movie
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07-05-2015, 08:36 PM | #3 |
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Wasn't even fun. Was boring. Also the first Jurassic movie I have seen from start to finish. Definitely not going to waste time seeing the previous ones.
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07-05-2015, 08:49 PM | #4 |
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07-06-2015, 11:27 AM | #5 |
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Again, what exactly was your expectation? It could have been a bit better, certainly wasn't the best summer popcorn flick I've seen the last couple of years. But it was what it was intended to be IMO. A CGI monster flick that is accessible to kids and has some pretty cool CGI.
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07-05-2015, 09:07 PM | #6 |
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07-05-2015, 07:03 AM | #7 |
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It was enjoyable as far as a useless, brainless movie goes.
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07-06-2015, 12:25 PM | #8 |
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We've all disliked a movie that was generally well accepted.
Personally, mine was The Hangover. **** all of you for loving that lame ass movie. |
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I agree, but i've disliked movies but was able to find entertainment from it. If it was an out right terrible movie then entertainment wouldn't even be a factor.
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07-08-2015, 01:58 PM | #10 | |
I like 'em mustard & biscuits
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!@#$ I wasted 3 hours of my life on that bitch. **** off leonardo degagrio
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07-08-2015, 04:22 PM | #11 |
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07-09-2015, 11:22 PM | #13 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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07-06-2015, 06:58 PM | #14 |
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I disliked it because I felt it could have been far more intelligent of a film than it was. Claire (played by Bryce Dallas Howard) was one of the most cardboard cutout characters I've ever seen on the big screen. I'm saying she was on par with Cate Blanchett playing Irina Spalko in Crystal Skull.
The two kids were aggravating characters and shitty actors. I actively cheered for them to be eaten throughout the entire film which sucks because I really liked the younger one in Iron Man 3. Vincent D'Onofrio, who I normally quite enjoy, overacted the living shit out of his role. It was as if he watched Michael Rooker in Guardians and Walking Dead and decided that was the perfect way to play the overzealous paramilitary representative. Entirely too many holes in the story, terrible acting top to bottom, and too many unbelievable sequences (that bitch's heels aren't gonna break as she wears them running through the entire movie... including the time when she is leading a T-Rex down a muddy path with just a flare / no automatic recall on those stupid hamster balls? / wild dinos are cool with people in hamster balls running around their territory? / Chris Pratt flying around the jungle on a road bike and not eating trees, rocks, and mud even once / ect, ect, ect...). I get it... mindless dino fun. The first JP was excellent because it was both entertaining and intelligent... this one is just pandering to the lowest common denominator. Which is, of course, fine... but I was expecting SO much more. |
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