Subway: 10 years of marketing down the crapper!

[gblowfish]

Jared being investigated for child porno. The executive director of his foundation to help fat kids has already been arrested. I'm sure the marketing weasels at Subway are beating their heads against the desk right about now...

http://mashable.com/2015/07/07/jared...utm_source=rss

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Fish

Not that it really matters, but there were only 2 victims. It was incorrectly reported as 14. But the other 12 that were included were actually minors doing the sexy on video that they found on Jared's computer. The video was recorded by the other dude that's been charged.

He can still rot in hell....

So those kids are getting 100,000 bucks too? The big part of the plea bargain was paying "14 victims money that would equal out to 1.4 million dollars total."

If some kid gets 100 grand for getting naked on camera, that's more ****ed up than Jared diddling 15 year olds.

[bishop_74]

THIS is the CP I have been waiting for all year!

[BigChiefFan]

Originally Posted by Fish

Not that it really matters, but there were only 2 victims. It was incorrectly reported as 14. But the other 12 that were included were actually minors doing the sexy on video that they found on Jared's computer. The video was recorded by the other dude that's been charged.

He can still rot in hell....

I appreciate the update. That's what they were reporting on the local news here. He's a scumbag POS and I'm glad he'll have to pay for his crimes.

[WhawhaWhat]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

So those kids are getting 100,000 bucks too? The big part of the plea bargain was paying "14 victims money that would equal out to 1.4 million dollars total."

If some kid gets 100 grand for getting naked on camera, that's more ****ed up than Jared diddling 15 year olds.

You sound a little too worried about the amount they are getting. Do you have some movies in production or something?

[Fish]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

So those kids are getting 100,000 bucks too? The big part of the plea bargain was paying "14 victims money that would equal out to 1.4 million dollars total."

If some kid gets 100 grand for getting naked on camera, that's more ****ed up than Jared diddling 15 year olds.

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According to his plea deal, Fogle had sex with two minors, not 14 as originally stated. The other 12 victims were secretly filmed engaging in “sexually explicit conduct” by Taylor, the president of Fogle’s charity. Fogle was found to be in possession of those videos, and will pay restitution to those victims as part of his plea deal.

[Stryker]

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat

You sound a little too worried about the amount they are getting. Do you have some movies in production or something?

No, I'm just pissed I wasn't secretly filmed having sex when I was in high school. That's the easiest 100,000 bucks ever. And what are they going to do with it? Buy a lifetime subscription to Cosmopolitan Magazine?

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Well at least he's not a toddler ped

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

I had to go to some Subway Fitness fundraiser in St. Louis a couple of years ago. There was a cash bar, and Jared was so shit faced he could hardly stand up. I talked to one of the female workers there after the night was over and she said Jared had been dropping sexual innuendos since before he started drinking.

True story. I can pull up the pictures from my Facebook too for some comic relief. I always knew the guy was a cockbag ever since. Although admittedly, I didn't think he was diddling with kids.

Blech.

[BigMeatballDave]

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[BryanBusby]

I remember reading the only reason he ever was on the Subway diet was because they opened one up in his dorm and he was too fat and lazy/spanking it to porn to go somewhere else.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

I remember reading the only reason he ever was on the Subway diet was because they opened one up in his dorm and he was too fat and lazy/spanking it to porn to go somewhere else.

So Subway and spanking it are the keys to good health? Who knew?

[BigRedChief]

From Frazod:

[MMXcalibur]

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

So Subway and spanking it are the keys to good health? Who knew?

Already 1/2 way to a healthy lifestyle!
So, what is this "spanking it" you speak of?

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

So Subway and spanking it are the keys to good health? Who knew?

Seems to be the case.