Obnoxious Co Worker

[Titty Meat]

Who here has dealt with an obxnious co worker? I've had plenty of jobs and sure theres been douchebags but not like this. This one mother ****er talks shit everyday and its obxnious as hell. He says shit that would get his mouth punched outside of work. I've told him if it's not about work not to talk to me and if he talks shit again we would have issues.

This loser has a dad locked up for child molestation and a quick criminal background check shows he has a record for domestic violence and phone harrassment. It has taken everything in me not to bring this up when he does his bullshit.

I feel like going to HR is kind of a bitch move and our manager is lazy. Talking to him about it would make me look dramatic and have repercussions.

So if you've dealt with this situation before how did you handle it?

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

I'm sure you do

Need to take a shower if you're interested in reducing our carbon footprint hmu

[Chiefs=Champions]

Tell him he's trash.

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

GAY

Does a duck with a hardon drag weeds?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

My real advice is to ignore him, keep your mouth shut, work really hard....excel at your job and get promoted above and away from him.

And Bee's. Lots of Bee's

[Rain Man]

Y'know, another option is to take a Pygmalion approach.

Sit him down and tell him that he's an idiot and he's destroying his own chance at success, but under your careful tutelage you can remake him into a successful human being. He'll scoff at you and laugh, but thereafter, every single time he does something inappropriate, you can take a lecturing tone to tell him what he's doing wrong and how he should have behaved, and you can justly claim that you're doing it for his own good. In the end, you will either create a functional coworker who owes you a great debt of gratitude, or you'll frustrate him enough that he'll quit.

[baitism]

Hide gay porn throughout his desk/office.

[CoMoChief]

Hire a hitman.

Just dont hire Mother****er Jones.

[scho63]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Who here has dealt with an obnoxious co worker?

Answer: EVERYONE

[scho63]

or.....shoot hit 6 times in front of his house and run him over with a pickup truck at night.

[KCUnited]

The best part about being a remote employee, besides having my own personal bathroom and never having to smell burnt popcorn in a breakroom ever again, is not having to overhear annoying coworker conversations. Especially "mom talk". "So your last 2 kids have deep special needs that are taxing your marriage, yes trying for a 3rd sounds like a wonderful idea, Tammy".

[wheeler08]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

The best part about being a remote employee, besides having my own personal bathroom and never having to smell burnt popcorn in a breakroom ever again, is not having to overhear annoying coworker conversations. Especially "mom talk". "So your last 2 kids have deep special needs that are taxing your marriage, yes trying for a 3rd sounds like a wonderful idea, Tammy".

Ugh ****ing burnt popcorn...:or fish! I don’t miss working with people one bit. I work alone and still laugh out loud just as much

[wheeler08]

Have Clay hack his Facebook and put edited nude photos of him and the boss and get him fired.

[TwistedChief]

But did he like Alex Smith?

[chefs fan in omaha]

Sweep the leg

[srvy]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Who here has dealt with an obxnious co worker? I've had plenty of jobs and sure theres been douchebags but not like this. This one mother ****er talks shit everyday and its obxnious as hell. He says shit that would get his mouth punched outside of work. I've told him if it's not about work not to talk to me and if he talks shit again we would have issues.

This loser has a dad locked up for child molestation and a quick criminal background check shows he has a record for domestic violence and phone harrassment. It has taken everything in me not to bring this up when he does his bullshit.

I feel like going to HR is kind of a bitch move and our manager is lazy. Talking to him about it would make me look dramatic and have repercussions.

So if you've dealt with this situation before how did you handle it?

Never go to HR they arent there for you they protect the company at all costs. Plus co-worker will not trust you afterward no matter how big a dick the guy is.