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Old 11-17-2014, 09:44 PM   #1
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On a similar note, is it just the girls I've been with or are girls pretty bad at giving handies?

It's like they're yanking on your shit trying to start a chainsaw or something. Giving a proper handie requires finesse.
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Old 11-17-2014, 09:46 PM   #2
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Old 11-18-2014, 12:52 AM   #3
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On a similar note, is it just the girls I've been with or are girls pretty bad at giving handies?

It's like they're yanking on your shit trying to start a chainsaw or something. Giving a proper handie requires finesse.
Unless we're standing behind you, it's an awkward turn of the wrist. Plus, you guys don't teach how to do it. And Seattle beat Denver.
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Old 11-18-2014, 12:57 AM   #4
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Unless we're standing behind you, it's an awkward turn of the wrist. Plus, you guys don't teach how to do it. And Seattle beat Denver.
I don't necessarily think he's complaining about the motion of the hand. It's the freaking grip. I got a handjob from a girl once, and I swear she was trying to rip the thing off.

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Old 11-18-2014, 01:02 AM   #5
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I don't necessarily think he's complaining about the motion of the hand. It's the freaking grip. I got a handjob from a girl once, and I swear she was trying to rip the thing off.

The trick is to be delicate, yet thorough.
Chicks are over compensating for their ignorance. Like how some guys think you rub a clit like you're buffing a car.

All this would be saved with communication but for some reason you people can't verbally express how to massage a penis.

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Old 11-18-2014, 01:08 AM   #6
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All this would be saved with communication but for some reason you people can't verbally express how to massage a penis.

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Old 11-18-2014, 01:11 AM   #7
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Chicks are over compensating for their ignorance. Like how some guys think you rub a clit like you're buffing a car.

All this would be saved with communication but for some reason you people can't verbally express how to massage a penis.

I'm a theory-logical expert.
But I've always been told that if you ask questions or give suggestions before or in the middle of the moment that it ruins the mood....????
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Old 11-18-2014, 01:11 AM   #8
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Chicks are over compensating for their ignorance. Like how some guys think you rub a clit like you're buffing a car.

All this would be saved with communication but for some reason you people can't verbally express how to massage a penis.

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Bullshit. I've coached my wife over the years. She's a ****ing pro.

Seeing as this is CP, I'm sure you can ask any guy here to confirm my last sentence.
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Old 11-18-2014, 01:16 AM   #9
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Wait, so that's not how you're supposed to do it?
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Old 11-18-2014, 12:58 AM   #10
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Unless we're standing behind you, it's an awkward turn of the wrist. Plus, you guys don't teach how to do it. And Seattle beat Denver.
If you really need lessons though, I am available.
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Old 11-18-2014, 12:55 AM   #11
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On a similar note, is it just the girls I've been with or are girls pretty bad at giving handies?

It's like they're yanking on your shit trying to start a chainsaw or something. Giving a proper handie requires finesse.
I think the problem is that it's not being taught in schools anymore.
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They have wins over the Packers, Raiders, Panthers, Giants, Redskins, and who else? Can't find out who else they beat..
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