Chiefs LNBS: "Beast mode." **** you, Seattle - Page 3

**RealSNR** · 11-14-2014, 10:25 PM

I realize this is my "DOLPHIN WEARING A FOOTBALL HELMET" moment because I've posted about this a couple times, but it deserves to be brought up again this week.

Seattle has a really unintelligent fan base. And I don't mean in terms of football. It's clear they're not deficient in that area. I mean in terms of intelligence and creativity. They have none of those two things.

They've got a pretty good RB who runs hard. Good for them. They want to give him a nickname. Skittles is funny. But no, they want something TOUGH-sounding. What would do the trick? Here's what they came up with:

Beast Mode.

Is that from a video game? No, that's God Mode, which is far cooler, but it wouldn't be as accessible religious people, I suppose. Or a movie or something? Is that like what the Incredible Hulk is? It's not, is it? You just thought that would be a good name for him. I get that Lynch was unstoppable in that 7-9 year where he raped the Saints. That doesn't give you an excuse come up with a shitty fan name for him and then force everybody else to use it, too.

Your stupid fan base couldn't **** that up any harder if they tried to come up with a scary name for their defense.

OH WAIT THEY DID. Legion of Boom?

Did you know that Houston Rockets fans had a name for Chandler Parsons? They called him Chandler Bang, like Chandler Bing from Friends. Why? Because, uh... Bang... he's really good at sports? Or something. Like you know... Bang! The sound you get from firing your gun in the air because Parsons just made a 3-point shot!

Legion of Boom is worse than that. It's dumber than that. It's almost as dumb as Beast Mode.

I just hired the same 8-year old that comes up with crap for your players to give Chiefs players some names. Here's what he came up with:

Alex Smith: Iron Man
Jamaal Charles: Speed Demon
Dontari Poe: Great Wall of Pain
Eric Berry: Really Really Good Football Player
The Chiefs Defense: Joint Chiefs of Boom

Go fist a cow, Seattle.

Sorter · 11-14-2014, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

We could always start calling Houston 'Lift Off'; if we want to stick with Seattle-level clever monikers.

Justin "The Harrier Jet" Houston: The Mother****er Who Goes in All Different Directions.

Pablo · 11-14-2014, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter

Justin "The Harrier Jet" Houston: The Mother****er Who Goes in All Different Directions.

Good, although I'm still partial to Truncated Cuboctahedron.

Chiefs=Champions · 11-14-2014, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter

Justin "The Harrier Jet" Houston: The Mother****er Who Goes in All Different Directions.

Im personally fond of 'The Land Breather'.

Chiefs=Champions · 11-14-2014, 11:24 PM

And its tamba 'aggressive arms' and Houston 'the land breather' converging on Wilson.

Direckshun · 11-14-2014, 11:25 PM

I am actually shocked that it's taken me this long to come up with the name Joint Chiefs to describe Hali and Houston.

**Mav** · 11-14-2014, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter

Justin "The Harrier Jet" Houston: The Mother****er Who Goes in All Different Directions.

We can name dee ford boo. He runs away when looked at.

**RealSNR** · 11-14-2014, 11:29 PM

Coelacanth Mode is going to forcibly rape Beast Mode on Sunday

irocdave · 11-14-2014, 11:31 PM

The "LOB" was propagated by Seahawk fans. If you watched any Hawk games over the last 3 years you would have noticed that the defensive back, corners and safeties knocked the stuffing out of receivers and running backs. Brandon Browner was the instigator of this, Kam Chancellor was a close second. Google them and see for yourself. Watching Browner knock out recievers / running backs and SS KamBam knock out lineman was something to behold. Kam is now the enforcer but hasn't played to the same level because of offseason hip surgery, dude just isn't the same. The LOB WAS real the last couple of years, this year not so much. Guess that's what happens when most of the guys leave for greener pastures and the others get hurt.

**RealSNR** · 11-14-2014, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

I am actually shocked that it's taken me this long to come up with the name Joint Chiefs to describe Hali and Houston.

I actually like that one too.

**** it. We're doing it. Joint Chiefs of Staff = Chiefs defense

Sorter · 11-14-2014, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Coelacanth Mode is going to forcibly rape Beast Mode on Sunday

2 modes enter; one will be extinct.

And the Coelacanth ain't going back to that shit.

**RealSNR** · 11-14-2014, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by irocdave

The "LOB" was propagated by Seahawk fans. If you watched any Hawk games over the last 3 years you would have noticed that the defensive back, corners and safeties knocked the stuffing out of receivers and running backs. Brandon Browner was the instigator of this, Kam Chancellor was a close second. Google them and see for yourself. Watching Browner knock out recievers / running backs and SS KamBam knock out lineman was something to behold. Kam is now the enforcer but hasn't played to the same level because of offseason hip surgery, dude just isn't the same. The LOB WAS real the last couple of years, this year not so much. Guess that's what happens when most of the guys leave for greener pastures and the others get hurt.

OH I GET IT. LEGION OF BOOM. LIKE "BOOM I JUST HIT YOU REALLY HARD"

THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THIS ONE TO ME. YOU SEEM NICE.

Direckshun · 11-14-2014, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

I actually like that one too.

**** it. We're doing it. Joint Chiefs of Staff = Chiefs defense

Joint Chiefs of Blast!?!? /Seahawks fan

Direckshun · 11-14-2014, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by irocdave

The "LOB" was propagated by Seahawk fans. If you watched any Hawk games over the last 3 years you would have noticed that the defensive back, corners and safeties knocked the stuffing out of receivers and running backs. Brandon Browner was the instigator of this, Kam Chancellor was a close second. Google them and see for yourself. Watching Browner knock out recievers / running backs and SS KamBam knock out lineman was something to behold. Kam is now the enforcer but hasn't played to the same level because of offseason hip surgery, dude just isn't the same. The LOB WAS real the last couple of years, this year not so much. Guess that's what happens when most of the guys leave for greener pastures and the others get hurt.

Ohhhhhhh. "Boom" is the sound it makes when two players collide!

All this time I just figured they were hounded by an army of boom microphones.

irocdave · 11-14-2014, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mav

I don't know if trying to troll here would be wise. That would end badly for you sir.

Yea, probably will but I'm Ok with that. This site is awesome and the people that post here are hilarious. Like any site, there is a thread of truth with most posts and the abuse I'm going to take is worth it.

**RealSNR** · 11-14-2014, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good

Not sure how to respond to this, but um, as a hawks fan, beastmode run real good. Have u seen him run real hard and good? He dad it. A much. Then earthquake so name him earthquake but then fans loud to beastmode cause he run hard good like beast. Beastquake!? He run good beast mode. Flippity floppity floop.

11-14-2014, 10:25 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2130208	LNBS: "Beast mode." you, Seattle I realize this is my "DOLPHIN WEARING A FOOTBALL HELMET" moment because I've posted about this a couple times, but it deserves to be brought up again this week. Seattle has a really unintelligent fan base. And I don't mean in terms of football. It's clear they're not deficient in that area. I mean in terms of intelligence and creativity. They have none of those two things. They've got a pretty good RB who runs hard. Good for them. They want to give him a nickname. Skittles is funny. But no, they want something TOUGH-sounding. What would do the trick? Here's what they came up with: Beast Mode. Is that from a video game? No, that's God Mode, which is far cooler, but it wouldn't be as accessible religious people, I suppose. Or a movie or something? Is that like what the Incredible Hulk is? It's not, is it? You just thought that would be a good name for him. I get that Lynch was unstoppable in that 7-9 year where he raped the Saints. That doesn't give you an excuse come up with a shitty fan name for him and then force everybody else to use it, too. Your stupid fan base couldn't **** that up any harder if they tried to come up with a scary name for their defense. OH WAIT THEY DID. Legion of Boom? Did you know that Houston Rockets fans had a name for Chandler Parsons? They called him Chandler Bang, like Chandler Bing from Friends. Why? Because, uh... Bang... he's really good at sports? Or something. Like you know... Bang! The sound you get from firing your gun in the air because Parsons just made a 3-point shot! Legion of Boom is worse than that. It's dumber than that. It's almost as dumb as Beast Mode. I just hired the same 8-year old that comes up with crap for your players to give Chiefs players some names. Here's what he came up with: Alex Smith: Iron Man Jamaal Charles: Speed Demon Dontari Poe: Great Wall of Pain Eric Berry: Really Really Good Football Player The Chiefs Defense: Joint Chiefs of Boom Go fist a cow, Seattle.
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11-14-2014, 11:31 PM	#38
irocdave Starter Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Snohomish WA Casino cash: $10005247	The "LOB" was propagated by Seahawk fans. If you watched any Hawk games over the last 3 years you would have noticed that the defensive back, corners and safeties knocked the stuffing out of receivers and running backs. Brandon Browner was the instigator of this, Kam Chancellor was a close second. Google them and see for yourself. Watching Browner knock out recievers / running backs and SS KamBam knock out lineman was something to behold. Kam is now the enforcer but hasn't played to the same level because of offseason hip surgery, dude just isn't the same. The LOB WAS real the last couple of years, this year not so much. Guess that's what happens when most of the guys leave for greener pastures and the others get hurt.
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