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07-31-2015, 07:56 AM | #1 |
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Did she cry the whole time?
Did you say "MOM, be quiet, it will be over soon"? |
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07-31-2015, 11:03 AM | #2 |
Life is changing..
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07-31-2015, 07:57 AM | #3 |
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You didn't pop her right
If she continues to hold air you can do it again |
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07-31-2015, 07:58 AM | #4 |
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Did u cum?
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07-31-2015, 07:59 AM | #5 |
Mahomes > God
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07-31-2015, 08:01 AM | #6 |
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I had sex last night too..now that I'm awake and sober l don't think it was a good thing
I went home with her after this pickup line Me- Do you have a couch? Sloot- Yes I do. Me- Does it pull out? Sloot- No it doesn't. Why? Me- Well I was hoping for your sake that at least something in your house would pull out tonight. I sure as **** won't be. We left the bar immediately after that |
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07-31-2015, 09:01 AM | #7 | |
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07-31-2015, 08:26 AM | #8 |
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Wow. I might just start believing in miracles again.
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07-31-2015, 08:56 AM | #9 |
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07-31-2015, 09:23 AM | #10 |
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I guess I lost the bet on whether this was a billay mult
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07-31-2015, 01:27 PM | #11 |
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Funny. Would read again.
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07-31-2015, 01:35 PM | #12 |
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07-31-2015, 03:41 PM | #13 |
"You like to drink?"
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Ass.
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07-31-2015, 06:04 PM | #14 |
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07-31-2015, 11:11 PM | #15 | |
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