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Subway: 10 years of marketing down the crapper!
Jared being investigated for child porno. The executive director of his foundation to help fat kids has already been arrested. I'm sure the marketing weasels at Subway are beating their heads against the desk right about now...
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08-18-2015, 08:26 PM | #107 |
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So good I had to re-post here.
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08-18-2015, 08:28 PM | #108 |
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First one just slayed it:
How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend. |
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08-18-2015, 08:38 PM | #110 |
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Jared better hope the footlongs in prison are like Subway sandwiches, which actually aren't a foot long.
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08-18-2015, 08:44 PM | #111 |
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I assumed they'd opt for Ted Nugent.
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08-18-2015, 08:45 PM | #113 |
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What's black and blue and scratches metal? The ten year old in Jared's trunk.
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08-18-2015, 08:48 PM | #114 |
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Something tells me Jarod is about to start getting some 5 cigarette foot longs....the price his cell mate is selling his ass
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It's unfortunate for Subway, but this is a great opportunity for Craigslist to get a new spokesman cheap.
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Has anyone made a joke about footlongs yet?
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08-18-2015, 09:32 PM | #120 |
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You know why Jared liked little kids right? Their tiny hands made his subway sandwich look bigger
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