Poop Let's talk about "true fans" - Page 10

**Baby Lee** · 05-05-2013, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate

And I don't care if you've been here since Moses came strolling down the mountaintop; this site champions fans that have had it up their tightened schpincters with the constant flow of bullshit emanating from One Arrowhead Drive. There are several common denominators that the Chiefs are too goddamned stupid to recognize, and it is our Holy Mission in life to expose and ridicule them until they finally learn the error of their ways. If you happen to be on the bombing range, waving your little red and gold pom-poms in the process, then don't cry when your guts are blown all over the ground. Homer.
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This site doesn't champion shit. You don't champion shit. You don't speak for shit. And you ain't bombing shit.

If the Chiefs can have hispter douchebag fans, you are just such a 'fan.' Except, not content to flip your bangs and mutter, you think you are swinging a baby-arm around the joint while you're just swiveling your hips and letting your vienna sausage sway.

Sassy Squatch · 05-05-2013, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

This site doesn't champion shit. You don't champion shit. You don't speak for shit. And you ain't bombing shit.

If the Chiefs can have hispter douchebag fans, you are just such a 'fan.' Except, not content to flip your bangs and mutter, you think you are swinging a baby-arm around the joint while you're just swiveling your hips and letting your vienna sausage sway.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-05-2013, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

This site doesn't champion shit. You don't champion shit. You don't speak for shit. And you ain't bombing shit.

If the Chiefs can have hispter douchebag fans, you are just such a 'fan.' Except, not content to flip your bangs and mutter, you think you are swinging a baby-arm around the joint while you're just swiveling your hips and letting your vienna sausage sway.

I'm a swingin' a massive kielbasa of rage, buddy boy, so step right up and take a bite. CP belongs to the darkside, bitch; it is what is.
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**Baby Lee** · 05-04-2013, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate

If you get butthurt by pessimism, there are several homer-friendly sites available. Many in fact. Go ahead and rock that Google one time, Lil Chiefy.
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A ****stick who joined 3 years ago telling people who is and isn't welcome here?

Madonn' the balls . . . go get your shine box.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-04-2013, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

A ****stick who joined 3 years ago telling people who is and isn't welcome here?

Madonn' the balls . . . go get your shine box.

Actually, I joined in 2008. Jimmy.
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splatbass · 05-04-2013, 11:58 PM

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Actually, I joined in 2008. Jimmy.
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It says "Join Date: Jan 2010".

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-05-2013, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by splatbass

It says "Join Date: Jan 2010".

Different account. Eradicated by one Bob Dole.
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boogblaster · 05-03-2013, 10:24 PM

Marty and Dickie ball were fun to watch .. but didnt get there .. hopefully this time it works .. not expecting miracles yet .....

Alex Smith 4Ever · 05-04-2013, 12:25 AM

I'm shocked that less than 30% of this website counts themselves as pessimists

**007** · 05-04-2013, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith 4Ever

I'm shocked that less than 30% of this website counts themselves as pessimists

I'm shocked there are not more naysayers.

Alex Smith 4Ever · 05-04-2013, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru

I'm shocked there are not more naysayers.

This entire website is naysayers. I just don't understand why they think they're optimists

**007** · 05-04-2013, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith 4Ever

This entire website is naysayers. I just don't understand why they think they're optimists

I've gone through moments of naysayeritis but never fulltime.

**hometeam** · 05-04-2013, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith 4Ever

This entire website is naysayers. I just don't understand why they think they're optimists

I am optimistic that you will eventually go away, especially when your boyfriend shows (again) that he sucks total ass.

GoChargers · 05-05-2013, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith 4Ever

I'm shocked that less than 30% of this website counts themselves as pessimists

I'm shocked that there's actually a person in this world who roots for Alice Smiff and Tebow at the same time. Do you really enjoy mediocrity?

KCTitus · 05-04-2013, 08:59 AM

You forgot #6, the Genious...Over a period of 5-6 years, I studied this species and even managed to learn some of its language. Unlike a naysayer, a Genious will keep raising the bar of 'success' for KC to the ultimate peak. Nothing short of a SB win will satisfy the Genious, and even then, the Genious will discount a SB win as 'luck' or mysteriously disappear until the following season.

I developed a bit of a dictionary to help anyone speak Genious, and called it The Lexicon. This should help you recognize the Genious among us...

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by KC to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understood word 'reerun'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

View Poll Results: How would you classify yourself?
1 - Homer	7	2.44%
2 - Optimist	85	29.62%
3 - Balanced	116	40.42%
4 - Pessimist	67	23.34%
5 - Naysayer	8	2.79%
Generic Alternate Zresponse	4	1.39%
Voters: 287. You may not vote on this poll

05-03-2013, 10:24 PM	#8
boogblaster MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite Casino cash: $10004900	Marty and Dickie ball were fun to watch .. but didnt get there .. hopefully this time it works .. not expecting miracles yet ..... __________________ WR or S please
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05-04-2013, 12:25 AM	#9
Alex Smith 4Ever Starter Join Date: Feb 2013 Casino cash: $10005192	I'm shocked that less than 30% of this website counts themselves as pessimists
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05-04-2013, 08:59 AM	#15
KCTitus Archivist Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Ethernet Casino cash: $9892732	You forgot #6, the Genious...Over a period of 5-6 years, I studied this species and even managed to learn some of its language. Unlike a naysayer, a Genious will keep raising the bar of 'success' for KC to the ultimate peak. Nothing short of a SB win will satisfy the Genious, and even then, the Genious will discount a SB win as 'luck' or mysteriously disappear until the following season. I developed a bit of a dictionary to help anyone speak Genious, and called it The Lexicon. This should help you recognize the Genious among us... 1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC 2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player 3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC. 4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC 5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002. 6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up 7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC 8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC 9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC 10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season. 11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer. 12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches' 13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC 14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC 15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start. 16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread. 17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA. 18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA. 19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with. 20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win. 21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise. 22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread 23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky' 24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium. 25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty 26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by KC to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid 27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach 28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL. 29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is. 30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understood word 'reerun'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is. 31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer. __________________ Anything you post on this BB can and will be used against you...
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