Daboll - Why did we hire this guy again?

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Originally Posted by Shox

I think he is the 2nd biggest problem right after Pioli.

Chiefs Top 3 Problems:
1. Pioli
2. DaBol
3. Cassel

I think that's sort of right, Mr. Shox.

But the thing is that the head coach (normally) selects his assistants. What we have here is an upstream problem. Although it's clear that we suck, we must investigate further in order to identify the source of the vacuum. It's a fair bet that, without Dr. Evil, there would be no Roleo in the head coach position. And, without Roleo, there would be no Dumboll at OC. And, without Dumboll, there would be no draw play on 1st down with 30 seconds left on the clock.

So essentially, we have people in key positions who couldn't get a similar job with any other franchise in the league.

Therefore, simple logic dictates that Dumboll must be thrown in a vat of boiling rhino urine along with every other dipstick who draws a paycheck from this organization.

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