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There Will Be Blood 21 56.76%
A small streak of poo on the paper. Enough to not make a mess on my britches. 10 27.03%
"X" number of wipes. No more, no less. 3 8.11%
"Poop 'n Go". The stink keeps others away. 3 8.11%
Gaz has never pooped. Ever. 0 0%
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:32 PM   Topic Starter
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Wiping. When is enough enough?
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:47 PM   #2
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Depends on the toilet paper some take shit off better than others.


If you get John Wayne toilet paper it's rough and tough but don't take no shit off nobody. So your gonna hurt.



Soft and gentle toilet paper for me and I wipe clean every time.
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:54 PM   #3
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Depends on the toilet paper some take shit off better than others.


If you get John Wayne toilet paper it's rough and tough but don't take no shit off nobody. So your gonna hurt.



Soft and gentle toilet paper for me and I wipe clean every time.
There is a happy medium hear. To soft and tears leading to shit fingers. To tough like scotts and its to slick leading to racing strips in your shorts. Something in the middle is the correct answer.
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:48 PM   #4
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Old 07-03-2015, 08:05 AM   #5
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Old 07-03-2015, 08:08 AM   #6
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:59 PM   #7
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Three squares is enough.

Anything more, and you're just playing with your sphincter.
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Old 07-02-2015, 11:27 PM   #8
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Three squares is enough.

Anything more, and you're just playing with your sphincter.
Unfortunately, this is only correct if it is a clean breaker. A broken log requires so many wipes to unsoil that by the time you're done it looks as if Ron Jeremy butt raped you.

Seriously, I had one the other day that I am sure turned my butthole into something resembling an old catcher's mitt.
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Old 07-02-2015, 11:32 PM   #9
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I roll with three squares at a time until there is no more poo on it. Nothing worse than an itchy butthole an hour later.
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Old 07-02-2015, 11:35 PM   #10
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Flushable wet wipes. If you don't use them, you're a dirty disgusting person.
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Old 07-02-2015, 11:55 PM   #11
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Flushable wet wipes. If you don't use them, you're a dirty disgusting person.
Yeah. Only poors use TP.
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Old 07-03-2015, 09:41 AM   #12
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Flushable wet wipes. If you don't use them, you're a dirty disgusting person.
Unfortunately, this is where I am. I've always been a completely clean wiper. These have made that a much easier prospect, but they also completely spoil one for using regular toilet paper.
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Old 07-03-2015, 09:46 AM   #13
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Unfortunately, this is where I am. I've always been a completely clean wiper. These have made that a much easier prospect, but they also completely spoil one for using regular toilet paper.
Damn right they do. If I'm caught without wet wipes, i feel like wiping isn't even worth it... Jk lol
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:50 AM   #14
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Damn right they do. If I'm caught without wet wipes, i feel like wiping isn't even worth it... Jk lol

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Old 07-02-2015, 11:59 PM   #15
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Oh I still use tp. I give it the 1-2-1 if it's necessary. Tp, wet wipe, tp.
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