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Old 05-02-2016, 05:43 PM  
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so,i got a ****in skunk invading my property
bastard shows up about a week ago, coming out of the southwest corner of the yard...right about where the septic tank is(imagine that). it's just taking a couple steps at a time, nose on the ground. i hollered to the wife, "****in skunk's in the yard". she didn't make a big deal out of it, so, wth?

so, i'm sitting on the shitter this morning, scanning through the newest arrival of the "smithsonian", and she yells out, "have you got your gun?" turns out the damn skunk is back in the yard, digging up grubs.

i walk out on the back patio and yell, "yo skunk!!! get the **** out of here!". didn't even act like it heard me. kept digging and shit.

so i went back inside, got dressed and went to work.

i don't think this is over. i mean, i've shot a few critters over the years, but i ain't gonna shoot a skunk in the yard. read somewhere that if you shot them in the head, they wouldn't spray. but i don't think i'm that good of a shot. so, someone's gonna have to clean up a helluva mess. plus the smell for a few days.

i don't think you can trap a skunk...i know i wouldn't.

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Old 05-03-2016, 12:08 PM   #91
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Old 05-03-2016, 01:08 PM   #93
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Rancid Llama piss sprayed around the perimeter also works well.
Do you just stop by the rancid llama piss store on the way home, or do you have to order it online or what? Does it come pre-rancided?
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Old 05-03-2016, 02:27 PM   #94
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Do you just stop by the rancid llama piss store on the way home, or do you have to order it online or what? Does it come pre-rancided?
No. All sec has to do is leave his company laptop on the fence row or perimeter and the llamas with bladders sloshing with rancid piss will come!
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Old 05-03-2016, 02:36 PM   #95
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No. All sec has to do is leave his company laptop on the fence row or perimeter and the llamas with bladders sloshing with rancid piss will come!
have i told you this story before?
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ok, i clipped it this morning from about 30 yards. not a clean shot. it went up in the air and flopped a couple times, then took off back into the woods.

smells awful.
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I remember when I was 16 or 17, I had a bottle rocket "gun" which was a long metal pipe that I put a coffee can lid on the end to block sparks from getting me. I put 12 in there and twisted 6 fuses together on each side. I saw a skunk waddle across the yard and I lit him up with all 12 bottle rockets. Yeah, he sprayed, but it was SO worth it!
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The smell is your own fault for not just trapping him out of there dum-dum.
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ok, i clipped it this morning from about 30 yards. not a clean shot. it went up in the air and flopped a couple times, then took off back into the woods.

smells awful.
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Id go find it and bury it. If your dog rolls in it he will stink like dead AND skunk.
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I remember when I was 16 or 17, I had a bottle rocket "gun" which was a long metal pipe that I put a coffee can lid on the end to block sparks from getting me. I put 12 in there and twisted 6 fuses together on each side. I saw a skunk waddle across the yard and I lit him up with all 12 bottle rockets. Yeah, he sprayed, but it was SO worth it!
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The smell is your own fault for not just trapping him out of there dum-dum.
sorry, but i wasn't going to take the chance on trapping it. i figured, it was going to smell one way or the other. just shot.

i might have got it clean, but my neck and back are all jacked up. last night i rolled the damn mower over on me in the pond. it's been a shitty week.
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