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Old 05-02-2016, 05:43 PM  
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so,i got a ****in skunk invading my property
bastard shows up about a week ago, coming out of the southwest corner of the yard...right about where the septic tank is(imagine that). it's just taking a couple steps at a time, nose on the ground. i hollered to the wife, "****in skunk's in the yard". she didn't make a big deal out of it, so, wth?

so, i'm sitting on the shitter this morning, scanning through the newest arrival of the "smithsonian", and she yells out, "have you got your gun?" turns out the damn skunk is back in the yard, digging up grubs.

i walk out on the back patio and yell, "yo skunk!!! get the **** out of here!". didn't even act like it heard me. kept digging and shit.

so i went back inside, got dressed and went to work.

i don't think this is over. i mean, i've shot a few critters over the years, but i ain't gonna shoot a skunk in the yard. read somewhere that if you shot them in the head, they wouldn't spray. but i don't think i'm that good of a shot. so, someone's gonna have to clean up a helluva mess. plus the smell for a few days.

i don't think you can trap a skunk...i know i wouldn't.

advice?
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Old 05-02-2016, 10:34 PM   #76
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Old 05-02-2016, 10:39 PM   #77
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serious? will chocolate/x-lax put them down? will they just lay down dead, or do some kind of floppy chicken thing? i don't want them spraying.
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Old 05-03-2016, 06:50 AM   #78
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it's not out there this morning. going home tonight to mow...figured i'd pick up some poison at the farm shop and place it around the border of the yard & woods. might get some tree rats too, but they're a pain in the ass.

we'll see.
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Old 05-03-2016, 07:47 AM   #79
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I'm a four minute drive from Hollywood Blvd. but deal with deer, coyotes and skunks on a regular basis, if not every day.

There are probably three nights a week in which I can't open the family room windows and take on the cool 60 degree air because some skunk just sprayed.

It sucks.
We have the same issue (except the Hollywood part). Two sides of our property is bordered by a peach orchard. The skunks love to come up our driveway to dig in the orchard (or eat the fruit that falls off the tree in the late summer). We don't have A/C so we open our windows at night to cool the house off. I am forever having to jump out of bed at 2 am to rush around and close the windows because of a skunk going by our house.

Our last Aussie loved skunks too and would get sprayed at least a couple of times a year. The tomato juice thing does no work (my folks used it to try to deskunk their Bichon Frise and ended up with a pink dog that still reeked of skunk). There is a recipe on the net that is a mix of hydrogen peroxide, Dawn dish soap and baking soda and that really works. It's what we used with our dog and would leave her pretty much skunk free (it's hard to get it off of their face). Our current Aussie hasn't tried to play with the "striped kitties" but it's probably a matter of time.
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Old 05-03-2016, 08:17 AM   #82
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Not to sound like a pinko or anything, but what's he doing to you? Why not just leave him be?
about once every few days, you can smell it(when it gets close to the house?). it's not good. hell, i've got 30 acres of timber that it could do whatever it wants, but when it comes in the yard and up close to the house i want to get rid of it.

had a problem w/a groundhog a while back. mixed up a batch of stuff pretty much the same as Iowanian suggested. took care of him and a couple coons that were coming up on the back patio. i'd just rather them crawl off and die in the woods than just keel over in the yard so the wife has to clean up the mess.

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2 liter of store brand cola, or a bag of cheap marshmallows....fly bait from the feed store. The problem is mostly solved.
You sound like the MacGyver of exterminators.
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about once every few days, you can smell it(when it gets close to the house?). it's not good. hell, i've got 30 acres of timber that it could do whatever it wants, but when it comes in the yard and up close to the house i want to get rid of it.

had a problem w/a groundhog a while back. mixed up a batch of stuff pretty much the same as Iowanian suggested. took care of him and a couple coons that were coming up on the back patio. i'd just rather them crawl off and die in the woods than just keel over in the yard so the wife has to clean up the mess.

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You have to catch it in a cage trap and then sneak up and throw a blanket over the cage where it can't spray you. Haul it down the back road set the cage on the ground and shoot through the blanket or you could just let it go.
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never had to deal with them - seem to be much more prevalent in Mo versus Georgia. I'm not even sure I've ever smelled or seen one here.
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Rancid Llama piss sprayed around the perimeter also works well.
had a llama piss on my laptop one time. nasty things!
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I'm telling you, nothing is easier than what I told you. Scent free and you can dump it anywhere. I cleaned out about 30 in town a few years ago with this method, none sprayed. Hell, when they're in the trap with the blanket I just loaded them into the back of my pickup and hauled them out to the country to put them in the tank, none sprayed. Only takes 20-30 seconds.
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